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Busman747 24-03-2006 21:14

A New Signature
 
I came across these on the net some time back and thought that some Accywebbers might like to use them incorporated into their signature:)

For instance:

ENTWISI - Old hardware engineers never die, they just cashe in their chips.

KIPAX - Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

PENDY - Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

LETTIE - Old nurses never die, they just lose their patience.

SPARKOLOGIST - Old electricians never die, they just lose their spark.

Here are a few more, can you match a member to the line?:p

- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.

- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

- Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

- Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.

- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

- Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

- Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.

- Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

- Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.

- Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

- Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.

- Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.

- Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.

- Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

- Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.

- Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

- Old investors never die, they just roll over.

- Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

- Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.

- Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...

- Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

- Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.

- Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.

- Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.

- Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.

- Old professors never die, they just lose their class.

- Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.

- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

- Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....

- Old printers never die, they're just not the type.

- Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.

- Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

- Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

- Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.

- Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.

- Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.

- Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.

- Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.

- Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.

- Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.

- Old students never die, they just get degraded.

- Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.

- Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.

- Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.

- Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.

- There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to
old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.

entwisi 24-03-2006 21:45

Re: A New Signature
 
Yuo can tell thats ancient, the one about programmers, we haven't 'branched' since I was a nipper!

Anyway, I can't make my mind up whether I should be programmer, hacker, prog wizard or hardware engineer!

:)

Gayle 24-03-2006 21:48

Re: A New Signature
 
Old artists never die, their life just draws to a close.

Busman747 24-03-2006 21:49

Re: A New Signature
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by entwisi
Anyway, I can't make my mind up whether I should be programmer, hacker, prog wizard or hardware engineer!

:)

I had a hard time deciding also :rolleyes:

entwisi 24-03-2006 21:53

Re: A New Signature
 
why, I thank you!

:)

WillowTheWhisp 24-03-2006 22:20

Re: A New Signature
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gayle
Old artists never die, their life just draws to a close.


Does that one apply to curtain makers too?

SPUGGIE J 24-03-2006 23:29

Re: A New Signature
 
Nowt there for me thank the wits.

Gayle 25-03-2006 08:38

Re: A New Signature
 
Old politicians don't die, they just go to the house of the Lord.


Sorry, I came up with that myself, I'll need to try harder.


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