Accrington Web - Little joke about men

I'm not trying to offend anyone,got this emailed to me just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you, SORRY boys!!!
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1.Men are like .Laxatives...... They irritate the s**t out of you.
2. Men are like . Bananas .....:Banane47: . The older they get the less firm they are
3. Men are like ....... Weather..... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like . Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like . Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ....... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like . Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...... Popcorn . ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
12. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken.