Accrington Web - don't mess with women

>>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
>>woods.
>>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
>>The
>>frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
>>you
>>three
>>wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,
>>but I
>>failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
>>Whatever
>>you
>>wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,
>>"That's
>>okay."
>>
>>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
>>the
>>world.
>>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
>>your
>>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
>>will
>>Flock
>>to." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
>>beautiful
>>woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most
>>beautiful
>>woman in the world!
>>
>>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
>>world.
>>The
>>frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
>>world.
>>And he
>>will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay,
>>because
>>what's mine is his and what's His is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the
>>richest
>>woman in the world!
>>
>>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
>>like
>>a
>>mild heart attack."
>>
>>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
>>
>>Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
>>here
>>and
>>continue feeling good.
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>>Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women never listen!

just a little joke, not to be taken seriously