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Tinkerbelle 27-05-2006 20:41

Dept. of Transport Initiative
 
DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY & JUNE 2006.

Information Release.

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes:

* overtaking in dangerous places;
* hovering within one inch of the car in front;
* stopping sharply;
* speeding in residential areas;
* Generally being an a**ehole
* pulling out without indication;
* performing U turns inappropriately in busy highstreets;
* under taking on motorways and
* taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads,

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians.

Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.


Department of Transport.

Ernie 27-05-2006 21:04

Re: Dept. of Transport Initiative
 
Very good Tinks, I took mine down today, I thought it was something to do with football, (silly me)LOL!

Tinkerbelle 27-05-2006 22:14

Re: Dept. of Transport Initiative
 
Silly you .......... :D

simon 27-05-2006 23:18

Re: Dept. of Transport Initiative
 
Now that is quality :):):)

Chavlious :)

Neil 28-05-2006 09:19

Re: Dept. of Transport Initiative
 
I saw your car with 3 flags on it the other day Tinks, what does that mean?

Ber999T 29-05-2006 04:29

Re: Dept. of Transport Initiative
 
think she lost one on the central crash barriers when doing u turn lol :) :) ;)


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