ferrari press release
 

Press Release

The Ferrari Team today fired their entire pit-crew. The
announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take
advantage of Liverpool Council's "Work for the dole"
scheme and hire unemployed youths from Merseyside.

The decision to hire them was bought on by a recent
Documentary about how unemployed youths in Liverpool
were able to remove a set of car wheels in
less than six seconds and without proper tools, whereas
Ferrari's existing pit-crew could only do it in eight
seconds with all the mod-con tools.

This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari,
as most races are won or lost in the pits and therefore
Ferrari would have the advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded as, during
the crew's first practice session, not only were the scousers able to
change the tyres in under six seconds but within twenty seconds they
were
resprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle to the McLaren
team for four bottles of Carling Black label