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chav1

19-07-2006 17:21

adam ?

So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with everything you say. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

todbear

19-07-2006 17:25

Re: adam ?

you get what you pays for, lol:not_ripe:

chav1

19-07-2006 17:32

Re: adam ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by todbear

you get what you pays for, lol:not_ripe:

i thought the going rate was £40 not a bloody rib :eek:

todbear

19-07-2006 17:41

Re: adam ?

cheapscate.:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38:

Margaret Pilkington

19-07-2006 20:25

Re: adam ?

Chav....you took that little story from Ms Pearsons Column in the Daily Mail.

chav1

19-07-2006 21:18

Re: adam ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Chav....you took that little story from Ms Pearsons Column in the Daily Mail.

nope i stole it elswhere

like i would read the daily mail pmsl :rolleyes:

Neil	19-07-2006 21:58

Re: adam ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by chav1

like i would read the daily mail pmsl :rolleyes:

He can't read. He has a text to speech program on his PC that reads the posts for him.

chav1

21-07-2006 13:23

Re: adam ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil

He can't read. He has a text to speech program on his PC that reads the posts for him.

it dosnt work on your posts mate it keeps giving this error ..

http://h1.ripway.com/dirtyboy30/neil2/ErrorMessage.png

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