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Busman747

05-08-2006 09:49

Confucius say:

Confucius say...

"******** not best thing on earth... but next to best thing on earth".

Any ideas as to what Confucius is referring to?? :D :p

(My answer will be posted by Sun morn as I am away for a few days)

JohnW

10-08-2006 18:46

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Confucius say:

Lady pilot who flies upside down, have honourable crack up.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man with two hole in pocket does not feel too (two) cocky all day.

Len	10-08-2006 19:47

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knickers!!! ;)

My turn.

Confucius Says;

***** not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Perhaps this thread would be better place in the 18’s section as there are some good ones.

Tinkerbelle

10-08-2006 20:30

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Confucius says,

Crowded lift always smell different to a midget.

Man locked in brothel get jerked around.

Man who walk through airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t. :D

Busman747

11-08-2006 22:56

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I suppose I had better put the answer to the original posting on - - :p

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...1&d=1155336897

:D :D :D :p

slinky

11-08-2006 23:09

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[quote=Tinkerbelle**

Man who walk through airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok[/quote]

Omg dont talk about turn stiles.......... I went to coral island in blackpool with kids. So me ginger and kids went to get on the ghost ride. Well you have to put a token in first............so all 3 men pushed me to beginning.........****e a brick, I placed my coin in the slot, tryed to turn the turn stile......nothing happened, so I had to step over the ******..........leaving the three lads pee'ig themselves laughing at me:o

Len	12-08-2006 00:32

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I think we've all lost the plot here. whahahaha

:)

shillelagh

12-08-2006 00:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Len

I think we've all lost the plot here. whahahaha

:)

Everybody who comes on here lost the plot the day they signed up Len!:D

Len	12-08-2006 00:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh

Everybody who comes on here lost the plot the day they signed up Len!:D

You know. hehe
:)

shillelagh

12-08-2006 00:43

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Len

You know. hehe
:)

Except for me of course!! :D

I'm still as insane as the day i signed up
lol

Neil	12-08-2006 08:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

Crowded lift always smell different to a midget.

Why what does it smell like to you? ;)

Len	12-08-2006 16:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Len

My turn.
Confucius Says;
***** not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Well the answer is wife.

Oh. and I’m not playing no more, sod ya.

:moon:

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