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Mick 20-08-2006 07:32

Nurse notes
 
ALL these notes where found in nurses notebooks

Before giving a blood transfusion find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose."

"For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops."

"For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make Artificial Perspiration."

"For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest
medical doctor."

"To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

"For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."


"The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is
something to hitch meat to."

:)

Ber999T 20-08-2006 07:47

Re: Nurse notes
 
Blomming heck glad they don't teach it that way now Mick

Busman747 20-08-2006 21:54

Re: Nurse notes
 
HOW did you survive your op Mick?? Frightening :eek:


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