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This story is about two vampires that reside on the Coppice, Peter and
Sandra, much loved by the people, who fight people who would dare to put "removal vans on't Coppice),
The story continued, having sucessfully rescued the "Gobbin's Lamp" from
peter's clutches on broadway, Tim O Peg (from Clayton) took it to Barnes Square--------
Your story you tell it, one sentance each. :Banane11: :Banane11: :Banane11:

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The Gobbins Lamp was then hung on the little tree in Barnes square and was mistaken for the annual Christmas decorations........

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Luckily, Sandra, on her usual nightly trawl for blood, spotted it there and just before dawn broke, managed to move it into a skip up Avenue Parade........

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On the way to school that morning was a young boy (jimmi) he walked up to the skip and ...........

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put the lamp under his coat. His body moved upwards towards the coppice, he couldn't turn away, his legs went on walking with the lamp glowing and in the distance he saw...................

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another light glowing,he tried and tried to turn away but the closer he got the stonger the force,he knew something wasnt right......

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A gayle force wind got up and snatched the gobbins lamp------

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Little Jimmy Ran and Ran and Ran until..........................

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he hit the ground so hard that..................

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Tim O Peg had to give him mouth to mouth----------

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and got one hell of a suprise

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But the funny thing was.......

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they were false, (you can't trust anyone these day's) Tim O Peg was more
than determined to get the lamp-------

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he offered him 50 p:D :D

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but little jimmy said 'i can get more than that for scrap'

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scrap scrap indeed Peter would give his chain to get his lamp back,Tim O Peg, knew all about Peters -------

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reaction to sunlight and had a plan...........

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and that plan was...................

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to be ready and waiting for the when...........

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The sun came up in the morning, so he sat and he waited and waited until...

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he could wait no more,he fell asleep and the unthinkable happened....

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He farted and it stunk........................... :rofl38:

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so then he invested in some air freshener........

sorry for the tragic attempt to bombard your story but now it can continue.....:)

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he sprayed it round his butt to reduce the smell,he then lit a .........

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that helped with smell but what happened next.........

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Peter brushed aside the smell, I must go up Springhill and check the re------

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remains of a once nice area.....................

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he looked suprised at what he could see

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all he could see was little........................

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old lady,who happened to be jimmys gran

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who had The Power Was About Too..................

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Try to gain information to where was the Gobbins Lamp, Springhill was the reply we know how to boil eggs------

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She said " we boil the eggs to throw at the windows these days!! then the windows smash "

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as she polished her asbo and put it in the broken space-----

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where her back door should have been :-)...........................

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but Tim O Peg from Clayton jumped through the window looking for Peter and Sandra------

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But peter and sandra were in bed havin a bit of " how's ti father " and didn't hear him ...................................:D:D

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...so carried on regardless....

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In the end they had a ciggie. turned over and went to sleep.................;)

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as he grabbed their underclothes----------

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They all lived happily ever after. The End

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:eek: OR IS IT ?:eek:

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Everyone thought it was the end but.......................

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.....it really, really was!

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:Banane15: THE SEQUILE..........:Banane27:

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Went a bit like this.............................

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Once Upon A Time.....................................

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there lived a very odd couple..........................

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:Banane13: A VERY ODD COUPLE INDEED.........................:Banane13:

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They always enjoyed going............................

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TO DO THE WEEKLY SHOP ,BUT ONE DAY.......................:Banane59:

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As they were approaching the............................

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:Banane06: THE SUPER MARKET CAR PARK , THEY...........................:Banane39:

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Realised that they had forgotten to.....................

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Bring The Car ,why..........................?

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The woman started shouting at the man for forgetting the car, when..........

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:Banane21: SHE RELIZED THAT .THE CAR WAS IN FACT ......................:Banane21:

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Already parked in the carpark because..........................

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:Banane13: THEY HAD LENT THE CAR TO JACKO LAD AND...................:Banane13:

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they saw a very rare.........

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Type Of Bat Could It Be Yet Another......................

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one of those man eating bats...

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:rolleyes: OR IS IT THE RETURN OF!!!!!!!!!!!......................:rolleyes:

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or the last word less we foget our Tim O Peg---------

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tim o peg wasnt that for away ,as a quite whisper seem to be heard through the trees "where is the lamp"do you have it ? or............................:Banane08:

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is that you sandra is that you Peters here never fear well suck some blood tonight---------

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Sucking blood had come naturally to some people over the last couple of month.....but sucking..............................

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the forum jester who's name was L---

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Lace.............. now the funny thing was Lace didn't really.........

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the word on the street was... that he was a flasher too.....................

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so why shouldn't I have a statue on't coppice said peter-------

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But Gayle was so bored of this story that she couldn't be bothered talking to him about it so he.....

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started to drink her blood and ...............

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decided it was toxic so he ----------

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:engsmil: spat it out and decided too .......................................

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has Peter and Sandra been keeping secrets----------

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Oh yes peter and sandra had a secret alright!!

The secret was ............

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They were telling children that Santa Claus was........

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Alive and kicking!! But is it a lie or ??

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does he only drink blood and not wine at xmas

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No he drinks lager at all times but....