Definitions you won't find in the dictionary
 

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are
dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

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Re: Definitions you won't find in the dictionary
 

Thanks kash, quite enjoyable!!

Brian