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whatsupp 04-10-2006 00:58

why?
 
why do people say they slept like a baby ,when they wake up every 2 hours?:eek:

whatsupp 04-10-2006 00:59

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can you think of any more stupid sayins????

WillowTheWhisp 04-10-2006 08:12

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How about "sober as a judge"?

And how about something easy being "like taking candy from a baby"?

Have you ever tried taking candy from a baby?

garinda 04-10-2006 08:17

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I wonder if Stan Collymore would agree after he was exposed in the press as a 'dogger'?

cherokee 04-10-2006 20:14

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how about its raining cats and dogs ????????????/
whats all that about then?

whatsupp 04-10-2006 20:18

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if a deaf person had to go to court ,would it still be called a hearing?????
thanks for your replies but theres a lot more im sure........................:eek:

whatsupp 04-10-2006 21:32

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heres another ..........why do you press harder on your remote control even though you know the batteries are flat.............................:D

slinky 04-10-2006 21:35

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whatsupp
heres another ..........why do you press harder on your remote control even though you know the batteries are flat.............................:D

ROFLMAO.....> I never ever do that :o:o

cherokee 04-10-2006 21:39

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ooops guilty .....but i wont do it again...... rofpmsl

once heard someone say to kids on a bus " Right come on get off "??????????ummm

whatsupp 04-10-2006 21:45

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just one more ten its up to you lot...................why do banks charge a fee for "insufficent funds "when they know you havent enough money in your account..............................:swear8: :confused:

slinky 04-10-2006 21:51

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cherokee
once heard someone say to kids on a bus " Right come on get off "??????????ummm

ROFLMAO NO wonder kids are buggered up these days :D

garinda 04-10-2006 23:05

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Why do rude people say eff off?

Most people would enjoy going off to have a good f***.

harwood red 04-10-2006 23:06

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ooo rindy do you think??? lol :p

What about the It's bucketing it down or it's raining cats and dogs???

AccyJay 04-10-2006 23:19

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My Gran always used to say ..... "well, i'll go to the foot of our stairs" ????????????????? & do what?

garinda 04-10-2006 23:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AccyJay
My Gran always used to say ..... "well, i'll go to the foot of our stairs" ????????????????? & do what?

I hope she didn't live in a bungalow?:D

harwood red 04-10-2006 23:23

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oh and another old saying is "poorly sick on two chairs" hmmm

and why do we tend to end a real laughing fit with "oooohhh dear" as we sigh and I KNOW I'm not alone on that one :o :rolleyes:

cherokee 04-10-2006 23:23

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
I hope she didn't live in a bungalow?:D

ROFLMAO...................... nice one

AccyJay 04-10-2006 23:35

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When talking about the weather .....................

"It's close today"

Close to what?????????

garinda 04-10-2006 23:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AccyJay
When talking about the weather .....................

"It's close today"

Close to what?????????

Yeah daft, a bit like saying 'it's a bit parky'.

Parky?

AccyJay 04-10-2006 23:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
Yeah daft, a bit like saying 'it's a bit parky'.

Parky?

Strange

:D

junetta 05-10-2006 00:44

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One that always puzzled me................shut your mouth and eat your tea!!

WillowTheWhisp 05-10-2006 00:50

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A friend of mine once when hurrying up Whalley Road in Clayton remarked as she reached the Con club. "It's a pull up that hill when you're pushing."

whatsupp 05-10-2006 22:46

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:engsmil: theres a nip in the air today..........?whats a nip :Banane39:

garinda 05-10-2006 22:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whatsupp
:engsmil: theres a nip in the air today..........?whats a nip :Banane39:


Old Hawaiian saying, from the region of Pearl Harbour, meaning when you freeze with fear.;)

whatsupp 05-10-2006 23:06

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:engsmil: why do they say its like pea soup out there ,when its foggy , & why do people belive you when you tell them that there are 4 billion stars , but check when you say the paint is wet....................:Banane02: :confused:

garinda 05-10-2006 23:09

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Lol, I always do that when a waiter tells you a plate is hot.

You have to touch it, burn yourself, all to gauge just how hot is hot.

whatsupp 05-10-2006 23:18

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:behead: :death1: and another thing that is WHY!do they use sterile needles for death by leatal injection.................................?:confus ed:

harwood red 05-10-2006 23:20

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and whats with the "fit as a fiddle"??????

whatsupp 05-10-2006 23:22

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:engsmil: and why do people say "DID YOU SEE THAT"when they know you wernt looking....................:mad:

cherokee 05-10-2006 23:41

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why when the telephone rings everyone in the room looks round and says i wonder who that is ?????????????PICK IT UP AND FIND OUT DEEERRRRR

WillowTheWhisp 06-10-2006 08:22

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Or how about "Do you know what?" No, I don't but I presume you are going to tell me.

talentedbutslow 06-10-2006 08:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
Or how about "Do you know what?" No, I don't but I presume you are going to tell me.

There,s one worse than that ,Willow........Its when they say..."Do you know what"?.......and then you say "WHAT????"......and then they say......"It doesn,t matter"..........GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR:mad:

Less 06-10-2006 10:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cherokee
how about its raining cats and dogs ????????????/
whats all that about then?

This claims to give an answer but it's on the web so will it really be true? :confused:

RAINING CATS AND DOGS

mallard 06-10-2006 16:51

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they say tommorows is another day wry

whatsupp 07-10-2006 01:37

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why?is te grasss greener on the other side!!!!:Banane47:

whatsupp 07-10-2006 02:08

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on the other side of what ?

WillowTheWhisp 07-10-2006 07:42

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The full length version is "..... on the other side of the fence" - meaning your neighbours side implying he has a better life than you (when he's probably thinking the same thing)

WillowTheWhisp 07-10-2006 07:43

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What's with "It's too cold for snow" ???

Isn't it colder in Siberia? Do they not have snow?

whatsupp 08-10-2006 11:11

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:eek: why do people go to the top of tall buildings ,and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground............................................ ...:D

BLACKBURN RAVER 08-10-2006 11:28

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whatsupp
:eek: why do people go to the top of tall buildings ,and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground............................................ ...:D

:rofl38: oh so very true :rofl38:

whatsupp 08-10-2006 11:49

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if we know the speed of light ................whats the speed of dark?...........:confused:

whatsupp 08-10-2006 20:52

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do married people live longer than singles , or does it only seem longer!!!!!:Banane48: :Banane14: :Banane36:

K.S.H 08-10-2006 21:50

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What about when people say "Oh ****** me"

err no thanks, think I'll pass on that one :)

whatsupp 08-10-2006 23:28

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or i will make you smile on the other side of youf face...................

Tinkerbelle 08-10-2006 23:38

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Why do people say, on finding a missing object "it was in the last place I looked" ?

Well yeah!! Of course it was because you stop looking for it when you find it !!:rolleyes:

garinda 08-10-2006 23:41

Re: why?
 
'Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!'

Why?

WillowTheWhisp 09-10-2006 08:21

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"Well I never did!"

Didn't you? Have you ever wanted to?

BLACKBURN RAVER 09-10-2006 18:38

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WHY DO LONE WOMEN DRIVE ( or attempt to) BIG CHUFF OFF 4X4 VEHICLES.....http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/...smiley-055.gifhttp://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/...smiley-055.gifhttp://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/...smiley-055.gif

whatsupp 09-10-2006 21:23

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why did we put an "s" in the word lisp.................:Banane23:

grannyclaret 09-10-2006 22:14

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its like watching wood warp....has anyone actualy seen wood warp.....:confused:

whatsupp 09-10-2006 22:36

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how about ... your as daft as a brush...... heard that one today ,must admit not heard it for a while..............................


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