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garinda 05-10-2006 11:44

Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Some of you may realise that Accy Web's resident clown about town Chav, is on his second ever holiday abroad in Majorca.

The first trip resulted in the loss of his luggage, which contained vital medical equipment.

This holiday he's kept in touch with us here by the odd post and pm.

He's due to fly back home today, after his hedonistic week of fun in the sun in about three hours.

I just received a text which was followed by a call from the Chavster.

Instead of being on his way to the airport, he's sat on a balcony attached to a drip, at a hospital two hours from were he is staying.

Confidentiality stops me from disclosing the whole tale, but he started vomitting blood last night whilst on the beach. Luckily someone called an ambulance, and twelve hours later he is still under the care of the Spanish healthcare system.

The other members of his party are about to return home without him, unless the Doctor is reassured by the results of a CT scan, that they are currently waiting for.

He seems in suprisingly good spirits, and even suggested I post this.

Any furher developments in the travels of the Chavster will be posted later.

AccyJay 05-10-2006 11:49

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Yeah, but, ......................


Did he enjoy the rest of his holiday?


:D

garinda 05-10-2006 11:52

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AccyJay
Yeah, but, ......................


Did he enjoy the rest of his holiday?


:D

PMSL That's what I asked him too...yeah I think he was enjoying it whilst on the beach in the middle of the night, when he started puking blood.;)

AccyJay 05-10-2006 11:55

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
maybe it was something he ate.

It could be a bit of a bug, there a lot of it going round you know.

lol

Mick 05-10-2006 12:10

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Hope he is ok
But i think he just wants another week out there at the hospitals expence
i was wondering why he has taken that tube of red wine gums with him:)

AccyJay 05-10-2006 12:30

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
I hope he had travel insurance.

:eek:

WillowTheWhisp 05-10-2006 12:37

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
:(Hope he's OK and will soon be back home. Give him our best wishes if you speak to him again.

lettie 05-10-2006 12:42

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Give him our best wishes and I hope that he has enjoyed his holiday (apart from the horrendous blood vomiting incident).:rolleyes: :D

It could only happen to Chav.:cool:

garinda 05-10-2006 13:18

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
He sounded fairly chipper to say he didn't know when and how he's getting home.

Apparently the hospital have been wonderful, but not so his rep.

shillelagh 05-10-2006 13:44

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Hope he gets better soon. Probably something he eat - mind you what was he doing on the beach? Shouldnt he have been in a bar?

Neil 05-10-2006 13:52

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
I told him he could not take his beer.

If you speak to the big girl again tell him I hope he gets better soon and that there is absolutely no need at all for him to rush back, we are not missing him and have not really noticed he is away, except for the rude posts that is.

Tealeaf 05-10-2006 13:59

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
I told him he should have gone to Morecombe.

garinda 05-10-2006 14:00

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Something he ate at the beach, that set him off?

I couldn't possibly comment.

Tinkerbelle 05-10-2006 14:13

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Sorry shouldn't laugh but I'm killing myself laughing here ..... :rofl38:

Hope he's ok and it's not anything serious

cherokee 05-10-2006 14:13

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
ah bless it must be all that fun and excitement that out run his little body lol hope hes fellin better soon

accymel 05-10-2006 14:36

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
LMFAO!!! ah well could only happen to the chavmeister couldnt it:rolleyes: I take it he didnt pull so has gone to extreme lengths to get some female attention like eating glass to get immediate hossy attention:eek::p:D

Ah well least he can report back on how the foreign heath care system is much better than ours hehehehe:D

garinda 05-10-2006 14:52

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
He might have spent what should have been his last night on holiday on the beach looking to add to his shell collection.

He kept prattling on about 'Mi shell being wet'.

katex 05-10-2006 17:10

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Aaah poor Chav .. text him a kiss from me Garinda .. no tongues though just now. :kiss:

Hope he is fit and well for the next meet, what would we do without his boorish, yobbish, excessive profanities, abusive, ill-mannered but definitely not boring behaviour :moon: xx

mrskitty 05-10-2006 18:07

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Give him a kiss from Kitty x

mez 05-10-2006 18:38

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
it can only happen to him ........whats he like ha ha ha, do owt to get a girls attention hope the nurses are as good looking as ours. ...still i hope he gets better soon...x x x x

harwood red 05-10-2006 22:45

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Ok so the first hol proved something of a nightmare!! :rolleyes:

The second holiday has ended in a hospital stay :cool:

So whats the next one gonna end up with ....???? brain surgery!!!???!! :eek:

hope alls well that ends well..

errr think that makes sense :confused:

garinda 05-10-2006 22:51

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Not heard a word since, so I presume he's still there.

It might of course all be an elaborate scam, whilst he has a nose job on the Spanish NHS.:D

http://china.candidemedia.com/images/ten/10sweet.jpg

Ber999T 06-10-2006 03:20

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
0420hrs 06/10/2006 noticed Chav1 online but where is he??? In Spain or back home????

chav1 06-10-2006 03:32

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
:D :D :D :D :D

well i made it back in one piece but only just , doctors reakon if i had left it liek i was tryting to do i wouldnt have lived through the last 24 hours but they fixed me up temporalary until i can see a doctor in teh UK so hopefuly i can get an appointment within the next 6 months to see my local GP :rolleyes:

after a week of free unlimited booze i have decided to join up teh alcholic annonymous 3 step program

currently i am on step 1..

STILL DRINKING :D

Neil 06-10-2006 04:28

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Good to see you back safely mate.
Next time don't leave it so long before getting help you plonker.

WillowTheWhisp 06-10-2006 07:16

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Good to see you back in one piece Chav.:)

Now be a good boy and do what you're told!

Six months? I do hope that's a slight exaggertion but I know what you mean. It's next to hopeless trying to get in isn't it? My doc said "Come back immediately if it happens again." so I ring up for this "immediately" last week and the quickest he can see me is October 16th!! :eek:

Hope you have better luck than that. If not, go and camp out at the new Queen's Park, it's quite posh and they even have a nice cafe.
;)

ANNE 06-10-2006 23:11

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Good to see you back Chav.
Do has your told an take it easy.

garinda 06-10-2006 23:15

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
I've seen his holiday pictures tonight.

The CT scans!

True.

Such happy memories they'll be for him.

P.S. Don't ever call Chav brainless. I've seen it. Well it looked like it. Though it could have been one of those floating bits of gristle that travel round the body.:D

cherokee 07-10-2006 00:55

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
good to see ya back chav ....maybe now your back home youll stop chasing the wind and calm down hun ....
know what ya mean with the docs tho takes ages to get appointments these days , but surely your a priority cus of whats happened ...take it easy chav..x

LancYorkYankee 07-10-2006 02:16

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Hey Chav, glad you made it back okay. What was the cause of the bleeding?

PS - Chav, also sent you a p.m. a week or so ago about catching another baby rat snake. Did you receive the p.m.?

shillelagh 07-10-2006 19:55

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Is this the beach you were on chav?

Euro-nudism: Top 10 continental naturist beaches

5. Playa Es Pregons Gran - Majorca, Balearic Islands

This wonderful little bare bay has a perfect crescent of fine yellow sand, washed by a sea so transparent it looks more like the Caribbean. There are no beach bars so bring your picnic and drinks.

The route to the beach is a pleasant 15-minute walk along the shore, heading north from the resort town of Colonia Sant Jordi. If you walk further there’s another bare beach, part of the much larger Es Trenc beach.

Gayle 07-10-2006 20:47

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
Glad you're back safely all in one piece, well almost. Take it easy.

chav1 07-10-2006 20:59

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
back in hospital monday i shoulda gone in friday but i couldnt not see my boys saturday so i sweet talked the doctor into letting me stay outa hospital until monday on teh prommise that any more trouble i will call the hospital

ime more worried about my voice its gone all deep like barry white lol :D

edit:

hang on a sec

ime tanned all over

got a voice like barry white

sod that ime not going in until my tans gone ive got some clubbing to do :D

mez 07-10-2006 23:31

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
now do as your told ......stay off the coke a cola ..........honest thats what he told me yesterday.:eek: ...............:confused: ...........:rolleyes:

WillowTheWhisp 08-10-2006 00:02

Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
 
You behave yourself you naughty boy and get in that hospital like you're told!


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