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Less 12-10-2006 13:40

Laying lino
 
Hey up rindy your new lino's got a trench running through it! The workmen should have levelled the floor before putting it down.:D

garinda 12-10-2006 13:44

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Like myself, it's all an illusion, and done with mirrors.:D

WillowTheWhisp 12-10-2006 14:43

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It makes my eyes go funny!

accymel 12-10-2006 15:18

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LOL Willow yep its definately tiring on the eyes, sending me dizzy:( Rindy please remove your lino for something still!!!:D if not then there will be hoards of accywebbers queuing for the opticians for screwed up eyes.

You dont work for them do you? hehehehehehehehehehehe:D Now i know where the headache has come from:rolleyes:

Tinkerbelle 12-10-2006 15:27

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Please will someone tell me if Rindy says something nasty about me, I have to scrawl past his posts with my eyes closed, it's still making me nauseous :s_oooo:

....... or is that just Rind himself? :p :D

Neil 12-10-2006 15:29

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I thought it was a picture of his new shirt with crease's due to his love handles :D

garinda 12-10-2006 16:18

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It's actually a painting by pop artist Bridget Riley.

I'll probably get bored and change it soon, when all your eyes are too bad to play the quiz.:D

WillowTheWhisp 12-10-2006 16:22

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Was it her who did that spirally circle thing? That makes my eyes go funny too! :D

garinda 12-10-2006 16:25

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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
Was it her who did that spirally circle thing? That makes my eyes go funny too! :D

Yeah, that's her.

In her most famous paintings she nearly always worked in monochrome.

accymel 12-10-2006 17:59

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I think he's doing it on purpose altho its still not helping him with the quiz pmsl

Less 12-10-2006 19:27

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Originally Posted by garinda
Yeah, that's her.

In her most famous paintings she nearly always worked in monochrome.

Well I wish she'd go back to monochrome, wherever that is, (bloody foreigners), and let the rest of us have our sight back!:D

garinda 12-10-2006 19:46

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I did toy with having one of her coloured paintings.

http://www.jameshymanfineart.com/med...nimage/667.jpg

Happily though, I have just found out that I will now receIve sponsorship from Hedex for all my future posts.:D

Less 13-10-2006 04:16

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Originally Posted by garinda
I did toy with having one of her coloured paintings.

http://www.jameshymanfineart.com/med...nimage/667.jpg

Happily though, I have just found out that I will now receIve sponsorship from Hedex for all my future posts.:D

Surely with your Parkinsons, you would be able to create similar canvasses?
All you would have to do is try to draw a straight line!:)

http://www.coolopticalillusions.com/...sion_bulgi.gifIs this one of hers?

WillowTheWhisp 13-10-2006 07:09

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I'd like the 3 dimensional quality if my eyes were still working properly.

katex 14-10-2006 12:11

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Now see what you have done Less .... getting a piccie of his ultra sound scan !!!

katex 14-10-2006 22:07

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Please take that off Garinda .. 'tis surreal , scary and will give me nightmares.. not a bit like you .. :(

WillowTheWhisp 14-10-2006 22:13

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Less you should have left well alone! There's no way I can drink my dandelion coffee with that THHINGGG there!

garinda 14-10-2006 22:30

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Originally Posted by katex
Please take that off Garinda .. 'tis surreal , scary and will give me nightmares.. not a bit like you .. :(

Give him a kiss...you'll grow to love him, he's a sweetie really.;)

Tinkerbelle 14-10-2006 22:34

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So that's what our Tindy looks like now :D .......... :rofl38:

garinda 14-10-2006 22:36

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
So that's what our Tindy looks like now :D .......... :rofl38:

Yes Tinks, that is what our daughter looks like now. You heartless cow.

How you could abandon her, and let me bring her up as a single parent, I'll never know.:mad:

katex 14-10-2006 22:38

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Originally Posted by garinda
Give him a kiss...you'll grow to love him, he's a sweetie really.;)

Well, if he were sad and lonely, crying for his momma, maybe my mothering instincts would kick in and I would suckle the poor creature, but think for now would rather see him put down out of compassion.

garinda 14-10-2006 22:40

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Originally Posted by katex
Well, if he were sad and lonely, crying for his momma, maybe my mothering instincts would kick in and I would suckle the poor creature, but think for now would rather see him put down out of compassion.

I said give him a kiss...not get yer baps out!:eek: :D


It's not Chav!;)

Tinkerbelle 14-10-2006 22:40

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Did Grannyclaret ever knit that balaclava for her? It might come in handy now ...... the weathers getting colder .....;) :D

garinda 14-10-2006 22:42

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
Did Grannyclaret ever knit that balaclava for her? It might come in handy now ...... the weathers getting colder .....;) :D

No but the bootees were too big, so she's been wearing them as bonnets.

Bit late to start showing motherly love now, don't you think?

She's nine and a half in dog years.

Tinkerbelle 14-10-2006 22:48

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....... and you didn't believe she was yours !! The resemblance is more than coincidence don't you think? ;)

katex 14-10-2006 22:49

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Originally Posted by garinda
She's nine and a half in dog years.

Can we please make our mind up whether 'tis a him/her

PMSL.. where do you two get this crazy humour from :D

Tinkerbelle 14-10-2006 22:52

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Originally Posted by katex
Can we please make our mind up whether 'tis a him/her

The doctors have yet to decide katex ;)

garinda 14-10-2006 23:25

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
The doctors have yet to decide katex ;)

I was so happy when I got the job of being her carer, that she had a giddy sense of humour.;)

garinda 14-10-2006 23:31

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You might as well have a photo of Tindy's twin, the one you made us give up for adoption, whilst you are showing an interest.
http://www.nasa-sports.com/images/UglyBabyWingert.jpg

Tinkerbelle 14-10-2006 23:36

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Originally Posted by garinda
You might as well have a photo of Tindy's twin, the one you made us give up for adoption, whilst you are showing an interest


OMFG!! I have just literally pi**ed myself laughing .......... :eek: it's the guilt of abondoning such a beautiful child :(

garinda 14-10-2006 23:38

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
OMFG!! I have just literally pi**ed myself laughing .......... :eek: it's the guilt of abondoning such a beautiful child :(

Yes the child you made us give up is beautiful, though I might have to demand a DNA test on Trisha, especially after your sordid one night stand with Mr Bean.

Tinkerbelle 14-10-2006 23:40

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Originally Posted by garinda
especially after your sordid one night stand with Mr Bean.

Now, now Rindy don't be sore about that ....... it was slightly bigger than a bean :rolleyes:

katex 14-10-2006 23:40

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
OMFG!! I have just literally pi**ed myself laughing .......... :eek: it's the guilt of abondoning such a beautiful child :(

What worries me is, I have a mole on my left arm in exactly the same place .. only saving grace is ...no disposable nappies when I was a baby. Phew.

garinda 14-10-2006 23:47

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You know Tinks, you broke mine and Tindy's heart when you deserted us, never mind the baby you decided we couldn't keep.

We could have been such a beautiful family.

garinda 14-10-2006 23:49

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...and grown happier, and hairier, over the coming years.
http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2005/s...air_family.jpg

shillelagh 14-10-2006 23:54

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you sure you got enough hair there rindy?

Tinkerbelle 14-10-2006 23:59

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Originally Posted by garinda
...and grown happier, and hairier, over the coming years

Rind please !! I'm heart broken for what could have been. That could have been my family :(




.............. (I've also really wet myself :rofl38: )

garinda 14-10-2006 23:59

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Originally Posted by shillelagh
you sure you got enough hair there rindy?

Hair where?:eek:

Less 15-10-2006 07:15

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Originally Posted by katex
Can we please make our mind up whether 'tis a him/her

I would say that rindy is some sort of 'him', It's just that the way he used to play with dolls in the queg's playground that turned him into what he is now.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/gallery....php?file=5156

garinda 15-10-2006 10:24

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[quote=Less]I would say that rindy is some sort of 'him', It's just that the way he used to play with dolls in the queg's playground that turned him into what he is now.



We didn't have time to play, we had fagging duties to perform in between lessons.;)

Neil 15-10-2006 13:17

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Originally Posted by garinda
We didn't have time to play, we had fagging duties to perform in between lessons.;)

If your duties included counting all the fags in the playground you would have been busy. I am surprised you have time to eat your dinner (or is it lunch at QEGS?).


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