I Have Needs!!
 

OMG ....... :rofl38:

I've borrowed this idea from another forum and it has just creased me up laughing .... Go to google search and type in either your real name or user name on here followed by 'needs'

Let's see what your needs are

The first one my user name brought up Tinkerbelle needs to be moved to a sanctuary right away. There's a sanctuary in Tennessee that has said it will take her.

The first one my real name well ....... :eek: ***** Needs Your Support I am pregnant and not feeling real sexy Everything is overgrown and I need milf swingers sex.

........... :rofl38:

Sorry I know small things amuse small minds :D

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Urrgghhh it just refers me back to accyweb & every post:confused: will pee about without the accy its holding me back pmsl

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This thread should be removed before somebody tries it with my username and my cover is blown !!!!

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OMG .......... :rofl38: Just put Mel needs :D :D :D

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OMG!!!!!!!! REALLY roflmfao!!! :rofl38:

young horny male board with girlf needs sum older lady action ... lancsdave ( 21 ), manchester, Greater Manchester , North West , UK ...

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Okies got it ....eerrr i think they a sort of psychic:eek:

here goes:

NOW: Mel Needs More Balls, Jan 3 - 9, 2002MEL NEEDS MORE BALLS. MAYOR HOLDS FUNDERS FOR TRENDY CAUSES WHILE SHORTCHANGING THE NEEDY

Mel's problemMel's problem. posted on 03 apr 05 - 5:23 pm by tedthorne. Mel just needs a damn good fookin. And I have the c0ck to do it. ...:o

Mel needs a BrainMel needs a Brain. I need a brain transplant, can I have yours? ... {pmsl thats funny]

Mel Needs to Handle the Sales End While Someone Else Runs the Company.

WHERESTHECATCH's SparkPage - Mel needs to loose this damned weight

Mel Needs to Trade Her Lexus in on a Magic Carpet


The best one :D....

Happy Mel's Profile - tribe.netMel needs no introduction when she walks in to a room. She is beautiful, extremely intelligent, makes the best damn jello shots you have ever had,

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It's a standing joke that I always tell people I'm 21, very ironic pmsl

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PMslf yeh thats him alright hehehehehehe:D

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Mine says "Miss kitty still needs a home!" LOL
and
(real name) needs more self-respect when it comes to the boys she chooses. 6. (name) needs a change of pace... (name) needs to clear out some space in her home.
OMG ROFL!
good one tinks x

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Trust you tinks to find the norty but funny threads :D

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I've even got brown eyes !!!!!!!!!

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Might be better if you now have an official birthday Dave and make yourself 22 instead :D You wouldn't want mixing up with DirtyDave from Manchester would you :D ....... :rofl38:

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:confused: :confused: Yeh i know:D

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SO come on anyone else with secret google confessions confess all ???? hehehe:D


Mel's keyboard keeps playing tricks on her to cause her to look doh in typo's:D

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Its his alterego Tinks pmsfl!!!!!!:eek: :D

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Well actually... oh no doesn't matter you've found out now :D

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i wish i hadnt of botherd,all mine says is my real name...needs help in everything she does,and j..... needs help in baking a pecan pie but doesnt know what nut to use not funny

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How about Jackyalex put want instead of needs that might cheer you up a bit:D

.....now theres an idea:D:D

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Oprah speaks, Jen needs a break. "Come on up to my home, Jen. My twelve person staff will make you feel better!" "Please bring me up to the front gate. ...

Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist. (I need that, too, yes. ... Jen needs to be a My Little Pony! (This has to be the funniest one of the ...

jen. I got tagged by Procrasto do this. Essentially you let Google tell you what you need. So you type in “(your name) needs” and let Google do the rest

Jen needs to let go and get a life. Her pity party is long over due

guess sometimes I just need to cry and question and rant at the world over it. I miss her. I really, really miss her.

and the words "jenny needs to demonstrate more self control" and "jenny needs to curb her socializing in class" was seen repeatedly on my report cards... ...

And moments later, Shillelagh Slew was named winner of the second jewel in ... I think we all see what needs to be done here. "The money needs to go to ...

Old Shillelagh & Wee Leprechaun

the future of war is AIRBORNE, not seaborne, and we need greater SHOCK ACTION and ... The Shillelagh missile was considered effective up to 3000
meters

We will need to have a wheelchair to get her from the car, ... So, he will need help pushing the wheelchair. ... He lay about him with a shillelagh. ...


I didnt want to go any further!!! lol

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Just put in some of our mods names :D best one was Mick's ....... :rofl38:

Mick needs your money for fags ........... :D

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lol i.d prob get something saying now wants help in everything she does

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Now thats about right pmsl:D

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Lolly needs a Sugar Daddy first!

Too True!!! Too True!!

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OMG!! Just did that too ....... :eek: HOW RUDE!! I'd have to put this thread in over 18's to post what it said for my real name :eek:

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Sewing School: Village women from Garinda have requested a sewing school. ... Focus needs to be narrowed to defined physical activities that can be used by all.


Fashion, fashion, fashion.

I just can't get away from it!!!

Rindy Wears Prada.:D

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I think you should so that your want might be met:D :D & cos im nosey but then again i can do yours on googs lol

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Indeed, Jen has been complaining of late that she needs a good man to take her out on the town and pamper her, so this could be your chance to woo a foxy

I just found this one!!

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haha just tried it and i got same as you mel but apperantly CHEROKEE NEEDS FINANCIAL AID FAST....blimey theyre not kidding pmsl

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PMSL!!! curse of having a popular name hehehehe so thats slinks as well to make 3 so far pmsl:D & theres a few more lurking about too:rolleyes:

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PMSL, I found this by Google imageing Tinkerbelle!!!!!!



http://www.ruffruffandmeow.com/dog_c...nkerbelle.html



Who let the dogs out??:D :D :D

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PMSL!!!!! oh dear what is it with you today rindy you going in the animal fashion designer clothing line??:rolleyes: :D

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I know, I'm really desperate to find something furry to keep my little pet warm, before winter comes.:D

http://www.xcluder.co.nz/images/photos/baby%20mouse.jpg

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^That's inches, by the way, not centimeters!!! ^

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Get some clothes on it rindy least some fur its naked!!!:eek:

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Yeh yeh we know the equivalent to male measuring ;) :D pmsl

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Can you hold it then, until I get it a pipette of warm milk for it?

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:eek: OMG!! ........ struggles to find the words to type ...... deletes all expletives and is left with nothing .......... except JUST YOU WAIT!! :eek:

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No, don't thank me...just tell me your size, and merry Christmas hun xxxx:D

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hey rindy yours says maybe you need to be warmed up.
maybe you need to be castrated.
alert the authorites.

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PMSL, on checking I also see I have me some Yanky doodle family out there too.:) :D

http://www.ancestry.com/learn/facts/...=7&ln=Rindy&fn=

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hope its not lanc york type yankee...he he

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HE HE HE! You leave Miss Kitty alone some of the ones that came up for your name certainly mde me chuckle ;)

Breath mints are another good thing to have on hand. That's not to suggest Neil needs these, :D

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First of all, Slinky needs DataViewer . After downloading it, follow the installation instructions. Don't forget to verify that you also have the libraries ...


So your longer slinky needs a wider 'foot'. All in all, it make the challenge of creating the woulds largest working slinky look quite something :) ...
:D :D :D

Slinky needs to find a new home because her teen aged owner made a poor decision to move out and into a bad situation that put her pet ferrets at risk, ...:rolleyes: the secrets out

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Awww ....... Your pussy of the week when you put 'slinky wants' instead of needs :D

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Slinky wants comes up as ......................

No. 8: who wants a slinky limousine?


I HEAR NICOLAS CAGE WANTS TO PLAY THE SLINKY ...

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape. ROFLMAO..........hmmmmmm :eek:

EVERYONE WANTS A SLINKY! A SLINKY! A SLINKY! EVERYONE WANTS A SLINKY! A SLINKY A SLINKY!!!!!!!!...

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Slink just put my real name and wants in. I can't post what it says it's so rude ......... :rofl38:

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I can't see anything rude?? I think it comes up different on different PC's.

You're gonna have to post it :D :D

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......... :rofl38:

OK I'll put it over 18's give me a min :D

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I have already told him i wont move in with him whether he buys a new Burberry tent or not!:rolleyes: you neil on the other hand.............................................. .
could'nt afford one:eek: :p