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Thoughts For The Day
Getting information off the Internet is like taking
a drink from a fire hydrant. America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Get the last word in . . . apologize. Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse. Everybody is ignorant, just on different subjects. Let's have lunch. I can't afford therapy. If the world is getting smaller how come they raised the postal rates? We have to believe in free will. We have no choice. If you have twenty things to do in a day and nineteen of them go well, which one do you talk about over dinner? Half the people on the road should be pulled over by the police, the other half by psychiatrists. The difference between FEMA and Social Security: You might actually live long enough to get benefits from Social Security. Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you. People like you are the reason people like me need medication. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. Middle age: when a guy turns off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. I think, therefore I'm single Mother Nature has joined the insurgents. Tankruptcy (n): The financial condition resulting from fueling one's SUV. Three things in life are certain. . . . taxes, death, and data loss. |
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