Battle of the Sex's
 

I've been noticing for a while men are getting worse! They take longer to get ready, they spend ages chosing clothes that cost the earth. They gossip more now than us women ever did! The list is endless ..... :D

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That's because you've castrated them all, and turned them into metrosexuals.

It's rumoured that even Tealeaf is washing under his pits with some fancy nancy soap now.

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Has the pinny come out yet though. and the hour long chats over the back fence? ;)

I swear slink will back me up on this our phone calls last 20 seconds ...... the lads though .... OH NO! :rolleyes: "So what you wearing?" "Does my hair look ok?" ....... I swear I'm just waiting for the "Does my bum look big in this?"

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That is bad, especially as your mthead has a shaved bonce.:eek:

I just wash and go, and finger it a bit in the cab.:p

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rephrase that rindy!!!!!!

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So has Ginger ..... My point exactly! How long can you discuss shaved bonces for?

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Whether to shave or not to shave that be the question! lol

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I'm well 'ard I wax ....... :D

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Cold or Warm? :D

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....... hot!! :D

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She's just be trained to do vaginal topiary, on Channel 5's 'Trust me I'm a beauty therapist'.

Give her a call.:eek: :D

http://www.tongs.org.uk/files/lauren2001.jpg

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Dont get channel 5 so dont know what you talking about











Thats my excuse and im sticking to it :D

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I don't think so! ;) I'm 'ard but not that 'ard :eek: ........ :rofl38:

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You should be up on your roof then, twiddling about to make it better reception...a man would have.

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No a man would order sky so then thats his excuse for getting the football and the films that channel 5 show after midnight! lol :D

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According to Darwin, the survival of the fittest, will mean men will always be the victor.

Ladies stop to tinkle, men can do it on the go.:D

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Who says men are the fittest? You should see some of the men who come into where i work!

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That's an act, because they might not want to breed with you.

If they did, they would display their pretty tails for you, like a peacock.:D

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So thats why i've been celibate for so long then - no ones been displaying their tails for me! Mind you some of the men i've seen lately i wouldnt want them to anyway!

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Unless they stop for a chat on the way, and pee on each others shoes :D

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Speak for yourself!!!

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Just don't try it with him.

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Not enough feathers!!!

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NO WAY!!!!! :D Is that actually him? ;) Guardian of the Coke Cola Can? :D

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I can assure you Tinks et. al., for the most part, men are still men here in the States. Give me a pair of blue jeans and I'll wear em for a couple of weeks, (although I do change me underwear a bit more often!) I'll brush my hair once in the morning and if it "needs work" I put the ballcap on before heading out!

If I have a phone conversation with me mates it's: "hey, what's up, okay, what time, see ya then!"

If someone could get my pictures from my computer to Accyweb, you'd see that I can be dandyish enough when the need arises!

Brian

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YES

Why do you always ask questions you already know the answer too?