Tinks, Willow, explain yourselves!!!!!
 

saw this and couldn't believe what I was reading

Girls, you need to explain yourselves

http://orange.co.uk/news/quirkies/19...quirkythursday

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I can't believe we are getting the blame for this again! :eek:

Willow deny all knowledge, we got away with it 450 years ago we can do it again :D

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:p Oooh after 450 years you can't go digging up old stuff like that! We were otherwise engaged at the time. It wasn't us, you have no forensic evidence and you can't prove a thing.:eek:

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**tchs. It was you, the Fern Gore two. I saw you flutter those wings and they fell down all petrified like. I then saw that Willow Wispy flare up agin then and they turn to death in shocky horror at what they sawed.

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did you chop them up too yee ?? according to doug ya did:rolleyes:

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Artistic licence…..I was trying to be all yokel like a dingle? Well it works some. :rolleyes:

You must have been there an all, there's always a tart when there's witches about, fairys are the same. So stop taking the **** and get in the spirit of it. :D

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he's getting personal now yee LOOK!!! he's just been calling burnley supporters :eek:

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One day lady, that'll be me you see out of the corner of your eye just before you get a spooking......:D

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is that what they call it in Bispham?? :rolleyes:

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If, in another 450 years the newspapers are reporting on a mysterious disappearance of Mr 'Dougie Dingle Lover' from accyweb and saying that it could have been due to an encounter with a scary fairy ....... :signntme: ...... OK! :D

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450 years means nothing in the eyes of the law.. you've been sussed and I hear there is a man that can bring you to justice.. THE WITCHFINDER GENERAL!

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:rofl38: thats a futuristic thought - i always knew he was a secret dingle lover LOL :D

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:eek: OOPPPS! Hope this isn't the guy ...... He's still only on the missing list :D

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yes that is the man.. I can see you now..hissing,spitting and scratchin at your screen! :D

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Just make sure you don't go out on the moors............. in any misty areas at night ---- you might encounter a strange wispy glow................. it won't be me!:eek:

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I have only ever loved three indivduals from the area North of Padium and that's factual. To me, dingles are close to the fairy but not as inbread. :D

One promise le fay, I'll be taking you with me, I may have found the Spiritual realm, but I'm still pagan at heart and the old ways worked once against your short arsed stock.......:D :p :)

Scary Fairy my arse........:D :D :D

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You have a fairy arse? I've heard waxing helps ;) :D

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he may be too fragile for waxing..afterall he is old..he should try veet, it makes you lovely and smooth ;)

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We are going to have to have a little chat you "fag edge fairy"..........:) :D

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and one of those is????? care to explain?:rolleyes:

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It's an age thing dear, When I was a lad that's what we would call a "Flashy Tart", These girls would always have a big heart and always have a smile and a wink for a gentleman. ;)

The Term "Flag Edge Fairy" comes form their habit of standing on Street Corners. :) :rolleyes:

Any clearer dearie.................:D :D :D

10/- Love.......:p

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:eek: ive never inhabbited a street corner :eek: (not in this life anyway):D

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So you have never flaged down a taxi on the corner of Blackburn Road?

Previous life, this life or next! a "Tart's a Tart", I did say it was an age thing! :rolleyes: Today they'd tap you anywhere........:D :D :D

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no douglas you can buy several different 'tarts' strawberry, raspberry. chocolate etc :rolleyes: