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Oh, no ya dont you leave my dodgers alone Ya little scally wag.
I tell Lynx to leave yours in the kitchen and she can put da jam pot there as well.  [smiley=alc.gif]
Lay off my Dodgers. :o

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mmmmmmmmmm dodger spread with more jam  ;D

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Anne where did you get your dodger? cos I would like a jammie wagon wheel. ;D

Happyone, I will probably be censored for saying this so I'm gonna go and hide after, but a gnat's chuff is a gnat's ringpiece, I mean, you surely couldn't get tighter than that could you?  -  Maybe HRH knows. [smiley=coffeecup.gif]

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I know a man that sent Happyone some jam and so I got Mi Dodger. ;D ;D ;D

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Who's the man, and does he take bribes???

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They all open to a spot of bribery Lettie.  :o :o :o

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nothing wrong with u scratch my back and i will  scratch yours wink  ;)

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Lettie i will see what i can do ;D

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;D  sorry lettie  all jam and dodgers spoken for

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It's ok, I've got my wagon wheel and I'm very happy with it. It's making  me hungry just looking at it. If anyone wants to swap half a dodger for half a wagon wheel, just ask. 8)

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But Lettie, unless someone has access to precision surgical instruments or an industrial laser cutter, I doubt very much you'll EVER actually get a half jammy dodger cos they absolutely NEVER break cleanly. The biscuit material's far too brittle. The wagon wheel is a different story altogether, its two layered enclosed soft-biscuit constitution filled with a tasty alternative to cavity wall insulation wrapped in chocolate lends itself much more to accurate and accident free sectioning (an unintentionally ironic choice of phraseology in as far as I reckon that's exactly what maybe should happen to any one of the board members participating in this biscuit thread for the good of society). I include myself here before I get a load of abuse!

Can't believe I'm discussing biscuits. I need to get out more (if that's possible).

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dont forget you are in silly posts  [smiley=w00t.gif] [smiley=lol.gif] [smiley=lol.gif]

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;)  Goldenballz how dare you poke fun at my genuine offer to swap half my wagon wheel for half a dodger [smiley=jam1.gif]  Sadly, I do have access to precision surgical instruments, ( they are called teeth) I can assure you that I do quite a good job of disecting dodgers, especially when they have been dunked in a brew.  Unfortunately I have had less success with Jaffa Cakes. ;)

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 [smiley=oops.gif]  Thats cause the chocolate melts in your brew

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;D  i only got jam now  no dodgers  give  ya a blob of jam for  a bite of  ya wheel

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Dont give him a bite Lettie he'l give ya a tiny blob of jam an his bite big.  [smiley=smile.gif]

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>:( shhhhhhhhh anne   i   had it all sorted then and u spoiled it  ;)

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I'll have no wagon wheel left if Happyone has a bite, but if you give me a blob of [smiley=jam1.gif]  I'll save you some.

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I got some mini-jaffa cakes on friday....half price at W H Smiths when I bought a magazine...49p they cost. Not bad, eh!

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did u  eat them all tea ? :-/

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Ooooh, I do like Jaffa cakes, but never buy them, as they would all be eaten in one sitting. Don't want to be putting weight on. :-*

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I bought some wagon wheels today but there was no jam in them, just marshmallow. I blame happyone. i want some  [smiley=jam1.gif]

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I love Jaffa cakes and its like you say Lettie before you know it the whole box has gone.

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It's not being greedy if you do eat a full box of jaffa's the fact is you dont get many in a box. that's my excuse anyway.

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;D  not only me eat jam

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We like our  [smiley=jam1.gif] in goodies. You just like your [smiley=jam1.gif].

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;D jam good    on any thing wink

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[smiley=bye2.gif]  Bye bye for now folks, going to go and find out what the  [smiley=jam1.gif] and the dodgers are like down under. Will try to access internet on my way, just to make sure nobody's eaten my wagon wheel.
See you all at the party. [smiley=party.gif] [smiley=alc.gif] [smiley=puke.gif]

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:'( going to miss u  lettie hurry back

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[smiley=updown.gif] Keeping my eye on your wagon wheel Lettie.  [smiley=updown.gif]

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ok shes gone time to eat wagon wheel

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:o Hey Happyone  [smiley=boxing_smiley.gif]
Leave Letties wagon wheel alone.
You should be  :-[ of your self.

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but it looks so goood  dont know if i can stop myself :-/

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Too late.............I've just scoffed it!

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I'm going to text lettie, to let her know what you boys are up to behind her back.She wont be a happy bunnie, she warned me about you two, Janet is watching don't forget it. ::)

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You and me are both in big trouble when she gets back if anything happens to her wheel Janet.

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wanna share it  tea  ;D that way she cant blame just me

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There's your half, Happy.......yummy yummy....I hope it's as good as my half was.....

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;D  ohh yes it was  mmmmmmm licks lips

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and watch out  anne that dodger looking mighty taisty to ;D

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Happyone and Tealeaf wont be getting no christmas kiss off lettie now. [smiley=end.gif] and certainly NO  [smiley=jam1.gif] for happyone. [smiley=thumbsdown.gif]

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;D we will see  :-* for me

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hey i thought i had a pimple on my bum but it was a boil tho phewwwww it hurts  tho  

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It might look red but bet its not full of jam  :-[

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[smiley=moon.gif]
Take no notice Happyone he's no sympathy for nobody.
I give you simpathy.
Ah, sympathy,simpathy, there, there, there.
Now dont you just feel better for that.
no.
Oh,well.  [smiley=moon.gif]

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never seen yellow jam mick   :P

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Apricot jam Yellow. Init? Eh, eh. It is tha knows.
I say it is tha knows. :P

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stop saying that word woman >:(

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What word ! Jam or tha knows  ???

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nooo the  word that begins with ( I )  but it sdont matter any way  it was a piece of corn not a boil so it is ok lol ;D

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Sowy Happyone.
Couldn't resisist that.
I a BAD girl aint a?
Whooooooops.

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;D anne

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Happyone.  :-*

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;) anne

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;D ;D ;D ;D  i didnt eat it

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You sure about that now?
Could have been Tealeaf.  ::)

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i am a good boy ask anyone :-/

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Perhaps it was tealeaf word has it he's after my Dodger.  >:(

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[smiley=flamethrower.gif]  Who ate my wagon wheel???????????

Had a fab time in Hong Kong, they have apple flavoured crisps there ( yuk)  Auckland is great, only been here 2 days and still a bit jet lagged, but we all have facepaint on tonight, and loads of beer, as we are watching the rugby world cup final, which you lot will see in the morning. [smiley=alc.gif]
Catch you later.

[smiley=worthy.gif]  Now, who do I have to see to get a new wagon wheel?

Whoever ate mine had better  [smiley=coffeecup.gif]

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so sorry Lettie. I only turned my back for a second.
They were too quick for me.
 :o it had gone in the  ;) of an eye.
I threatened them but they are keeping  :-X who did it.
Happy blams Tea. Tea blames Happy. You know what they are like.
Sowwy. Dont be too  [smiley=cursing.gif] at me.

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tea and i have had a [smiley=icon_argue.gif] and   we thuink it was anne she  had her eye on that wagon wheel u know i only like  [smiley=jam1.gif]

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Thats why she has crumbs left Happy. you ate the jammy bit in the middle and left Lettie the rest.
Now you try to blame me. :o
ooooo Dat Bad. :'( :'(

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;D can i still say jam ?

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U not be able to say anythin when lettie gets hold of you.
U wheelie are baaaaad.
Mmmm perhaps we should ban you from Jam. ???

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:o no i be good promise

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You got to promise to leave my Dodger alone annnd be good.
:o tall order.  ???

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;D i will try honest

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Oh, ok then.
You can say Jam again. ;)

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;D but can only say it here

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[smiley=jam1.gif] [smiley=jam1.gif] [smiley=jam1.gif] and more  [smiley=jam1.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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shhhhhhhhhh janet  u upset the  other people on here cant say JAM  any more  call it red  paist ;D

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Red paste butties. yummy.  [smiley=jump3.gif]

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[smiley=notworthy.gif] [smiley=notworthy.gif] good one janet

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Please can someone get me a new wagon wheel.  They have kiwi fruit  [smiley=jam1.gif] here. Just visiting a frien who moved here 10 years ago. On the Coromandel penninsula, it's lovely. Been to ther thermal area of Rotorua for a couple of days. Have a little hire car and am  managing to get around quite nicely. Catch you all soon.

Please let me have another wagon wheel ;)

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;) if theres  jam  mickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk give her  wagon wheel back

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Ah, now you have let the cat out of the bag Happyone.
So Mick took it did he.
Think he had better go  [smiley=coffeecup.gif]
I also need to say sowwy to tea for suspecting him.  :-[

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;D well  i do anything  for jam

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:o On second thoughts.
No i'm not. :P

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;D  i  not tell him anne

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go on blame me again ;)

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better blame you  than me lol ;D

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everyone picks on me :'( :'( :'(

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no wonder u always a bad boy ;D

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i was wondering why i get picked on all the time :P

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Never mind them mick, i'll still love you, providing you buy me a drink at the party. [smiley=alc.gif]

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Ah, there,there,there.  [smiley=cuddle.gif]
Who's picking on you.?
Thats my job. ;D :P

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Keep him under the  [smiley=thumbsdown.gif] anne.

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she does i seen her   ;D

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yes she is good at that  :'( :'( :'(

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she  good at making coffee and  serving up  dodgers to  ;D

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Flatterer. :D :-*

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When you come down Happyone ask here for the mini doggers she is hideing for the party ;D

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I will grass here up ;D

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;D she got mini dodgers  i wuv woo  anne   gizza dem dowdgers

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:(  Can't find dodgers anywhere here  :'(

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;D looks like ya cant find ya wagon wheel either    8)

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:'(  No wagon wheels here either, vinegar is not automatically offered with chips and I can't find brown sauce. Kiwi jam is good, the honey is delicious and the fish in fish n chip shops is snapper and it's excellent. Haven't eaten fish and chips for years until I came here, and it smelled so good I had to have it. :P

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well  least ya got jam ;D

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