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An old one but still funny:
A boy came home from his Accrington school and asked his mom "where did I come from". she replied "go and asked your dad". His dad then asked him why he needs to know this. The boy replied saying his new friend at school told him he was from Manchester.

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This is not a joke, but a true story:
I think that I've got over dementia! I'm sure that I had the disease when I was a kid, why do I think that?
Because I was always forgetting the following:
- doing my homework
- leaving my jacket on the playing fields
- buying something for mom, which she told me to buy
-and lots of other things
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No Philip…that was selective memory loss…dementia is involuntary memory loss

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A teacher once told me not to worry about spelling, because in the future there will be AUTOCORRECT, for which I am eternally grapefruit!

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Q; What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a cat?

A; Claude. :)

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A guy of seventy was in his garden, when suddenly, a Fairy appeared. She said you are very lucky today, because you have a wish, but only one! He thought about this for a long time and in doing so he thought about his wife who was also 70, and said he would like a wife 10 years younger than himself! A noise like thunder was heard and suddenly there he was as an 80-year-old!
The moral: You don’t always get what you wish for!
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I bought a new TV the other day - while I was unpacking it I noticed on the side was written 'Built in Antenna'.

No idea were that is but it makes a change from China.