HANGING BY A ROPE
 

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter10 were men and 1 woman. The rope was starting to fray so they all agreed that one person should let go of the rope because if they did'nt, the rope would break and eveyone would die. No one could decide who should let go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying that she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving into men, and that after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.  Never under estimate the evil of a woman.

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o janet thats quite true just had a good laugh ;D youve made my day ;) thanks

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I read that one...trust a woman to get her facts wrong.  ;)

What actually happened was that the men 'clapped their hands over their ears in desperation'. Never underestimate what a man will do to get away from a nagging woman

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Nice one Janet - perked my day up now  ;D

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Good one Janet. :D

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Guiness gud un mate.Well said.:-
Now here is the truth
1. I earn the money so my wife can spend it
2. I get stuff dirty so she can clean them
3. She cooks so i can eat.
4. I crease my clothes so she can iron them
As the saying goes 'Marriage is give and take'
I give so she can take
And as for being a sexualist pig i will agree with all and sundry