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chav1

15-12-2006 02:54

guide dog needed

i am at a total loss as to what to buy my friend for xmas but i have an idea

seen as my friend has a glass eye i was thinking what could i get him to show how much i appreciate our friendship

like a bolt of lightening out of teh sky it suddenly hit me that if i poke out his good eye he would be totaly blind and be in need of a guide dog

what gift could be more thoughtful and practical at the same time

so if anyone knows where there are some knock off guide dogs going cheap please post below , theres no real rush i can blind him anytime but would like promt delivery coz once the good eyes out hell pretty much need the dog as soon as possible

thankyou for your time

WillowTheWhisp

15-12-2006 06:45

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I can tell you where to find a reject one Chav. He managed to guide a friend of mine into a signpost! :D

flashy

15-12-2006 08:02

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Originally Posted by chav1 (Post 351846)

:rolleyes: clown

Neil	15-12-2006 08:31

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Reading between the lines I think Chav is asking us what he can buy his girlfriend for christmas :D

chav1

15-12-2006 11:32

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well i aint gonna get a guide dog with my advert stuck in anything goes now am i :rolleyes:

Less	15-12-2006 12:10

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Originally Posted by chav1 (Post 351891)

well i aint gonna get a guide dog with my advert stuck in anything goes now am i :rolleyes:

Why not get him a white stick instead? It's still going to be a difficult pressie to wrap but at least your friend isn't going to struggle trying to clean up after a stick if he goes for a walk in the park.:)

flashy

15-12-2006 12:54

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the bloke your on about chav needs glasses anyway, just for marrying who he married ;)

accymel

15-12-2006 12:56

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Ah well in that case he's already got a dog then:rolleyes:

Meeeeeeoooowwww:p:D

chav1

15-12-2006 13:38

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 351897)

if i throw a ball the stick wont run into the road to get it ..

the guide dog might ;)

SPUGGIE J

15-12-2006 14:28

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Originally Posted by chav1 (Post 351921)

if i throw a ball the stick wont run into the road to get it ..

the guide dog might ;)

Are you sure about that? He might be in a playful mood and try. :D

Get him a spare glass eye with a small camera in it. ;)

Doug	15-12-2006 16:23

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Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 351906)

the bloke your on about chav needs glasses anyway, just for marrying who he married ;)

The dog's not for you then? :p

Doug	15-12-2006 16:24

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Originally Posted by accymel (Post 351907)

Ah well in that case he's already got a dog then:rolleyes:

Meeeeeeoooowwww:p:D

I really hope she becomes a member.................:D :rolleyes:

flashy

15-12-2006 16:34

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Originally Posted by Doug (Post 351987)

The dog's not for you then? :p

no both my eyes are intact ta very much

accymel

15-12-2006 16:36

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Originally Posted by Doug (Post 351988)

I really hope she becomes a member.................:D :rolleyes:

Well soon to be a member of the blind society:rolleyes: :D

Doug	15-12-2006 16:39

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no both my eyes are intact ta very much

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Well soon to be a member of the blind society

Well, no doubt there will be a couple of bitches that can show her round then. :D :D

accymel

15-12-2006 16:41

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Originally Posted by Doug (Post 351998)

Well, no doubt there will be a couple of bitches that can show her round then. :D :D

:eek: :eek: :eek: Looks like you'll be the 1st one to find out about how bitchy we really can be then :rolleyes: hehehe:D :Banane36:

Doug	15-12-2006 16:44

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Originally Posted by accymel (Post 351999)

:eek: :eek: :eek: Looks like you'll be the 1st one to find out about how bitchy we really can be then :rolleyes: hehehe:D :Banane36:

What do you mean 1st to find out? I already bl**dy know......:eek: :rolleyes: :)

accymel

15-12-2006 16:46

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Originally Posted by Doug (Post 352002)

What do you mean 1st to find out? I already bl**dy know......:eek: :rolleyes: :)

I've sussed who's getting a sheepdog for xmas :rolleyes: :p :D

chav1

15-12-2006 17:32

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well i wentto the blid shop in accy today and would you believe they didnt have any bind people for sale :(

shillelagh

18-12-2006 00:02

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You do what i did chav - many years ago when the 'latest' thing was the pictures that were all dots etc and you shut one eye and stare at it and a picture appeared - well my brother in law at that time he liked puzzles etc - brains here bought him a book full of them. He had a glass eye.

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