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Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:17

Body Parts!!

I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities :rolleyes: Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer :confused:

garinda

28-12-2006 23:18

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357499)

I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities :rolleyes: Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer :confused:

You are welcome to see what you can find under my patio.:D

Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:25

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FFS Rind! What a choice ... swapping pickled for soiled :rolleyes: :D

jackyalex

28-12-2006 23:25

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357499)

I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities :rolleyes: Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer :confused:

nope but i got a spare bottom if you want one

garinda

28-12-2006 23:28

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Ask if anyone got a Dyson for Christmas. They could do you liposuction for a fraction of the cost a surgeon would charge you.

Whilst they were doing your tummy, they might throw in your arse for free.:D

jackyalex

28-12-2006 23:32

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its a pitty you cant rearange your fatty parts,move the belly fat to the boobs

Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:34

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 357516)

Whilst they were doing your tummy, they might throw in your arse for free.:D

:eek: cheeky **** :smack:

shillelagh

28-12-2006 23:38

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo rindy!!!!

If someone wants my head tomorrow they can have it for free!

I shouldnt have started drinking again!

By the way you can have toothache as well thrown in for the experience as well!

harwood red

28-12-2006 23:39

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hey I'll swap your tummy for mine tinks :p :rolleyes:

garinda

28-12-2006 23:40

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357528)

:eek: cheeky **** :smack:

Thought I'd get it in, and claim bonus points before Chav or Neil did.:o :D

Doug	28-12-2006 23:40

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357499)

I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities :rolleyes: Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer :confused:

Looks like your not going to make it Tanks, if you don’t tell mthead I’ll put a bid in for a couple of bits and bobs if he doesn’t need them himself. I don’t have room for your arse but I think I can manage with some smaller body parts…..:D

Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:41

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 357535)

I shouldnt have started drinking again!

Shut up you big girls blouse and look forward to a much needed kidney and liver transplant :D

Doug	28-12-2006 23:42

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 357537)

Thought I'd get it in, and claim bonus points before Chav or Neil did.:o :D

I take it your refering to her arse, have you still got you bike Rindy? It'll make an ideal rack, big enough to build a bike shed round I would have thought.....:D :D :D

Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:43

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Originally Posted by harwood red (Post 357536)

hey I'll swap your tummy for mine tinks :p :rolleyes:

For your boobs ... it's a deal :D

shillelagh

28-12-2006 23:43

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Hey they had a respite for so long they dont know whats hit them both these past few days - plus it was Doug & Cherokees fault on xmas eve im blaming them two!

Doug	28-12-2006 23:44

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 357542)

Hey they had a respite for so long they dont know whats hit them both these past few days - plus it was Doug & Cherokees fault on xmas eve im blaming them two!

I never did anything, it was all her.........:p

harwood red

28-12-2006 23:44

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357541)

For your boobs ... it's a deal :D

Hmm my boobs on your frame!!!!!????? :p ;)

Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:44

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Don't mean to be funny like ...... but can we not discuss my arse .. ta ;) there's enough to go round ...... at least half the continent :(

Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:45

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Originally Posted by harwood red (Post 357544)

Hmm my boobs on your frame!!!!!????? :p ;)

LMFAO!!! ........ I'll make a f***ing fortune and split ;)

jackyalex

28-12-2006 23:47

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get bigger boobs then your arse and belly wont looks as big

harwood red

28-12-2006 23:47

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357546)

LMFAO!!! ........ I'll make a f***ing fortune and split ;)

Oh go on then...Hee hee I'll have a flat tummy for the first time in years!!! :D

throw in the xmas hat with the pigtails and you have a def deal :)

Doug	28-12-2006 23:49

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All this is going to end in tears..........I’ll refrain from further comment.

shillelagh

28-12-2006 23:53

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Typical bloke!!!!

Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:53

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Not my pigtails!!! :eek:

I wouldn't swap Doug for any body part though ......... you BIG PUSSY :D

Doug	28-12-2006 23:55

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Tinks with big tits and a big arse? She’d be able to walk a tight rope side ways and be perfectly balanced.

Doug	28-12-2006 23:56

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357555)

Not my pigtails!!! :eek:

I wouldn't swap Doug for any body part though ......... you BIG PUSSY :D

I'd rather be a big pussy than a fat arse.......:D

shillelagh

28-12-2006 23:56

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Thought you were staying quiet Doug?

jackyalex

28-12-2006 23:56

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oh you got him going now lol

Tinkerbelle

28-12-2006 23:57

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I've never tried it sideways :rolleyes: :D

Doug	29-12-2006 00:01

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357565)

I've never tried it sideways :rolleyes: :D

It’s a matter of physics. Because one half of your body is over sized gravity make you roll over on to your back. If you had big tits you’d manage it because of the counter balance affect. Ask the other lady. :D

fireman

29-12-2006 00:02

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you can't beat it sideways x

Tinkerbelle

29-12-2006 00:06

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Originally Posted by fireman (Post 357569)

you can't beat it sideways x

Hello Fireman good to see you

Really? Do tell? :)

shillelagh

29-12-2006 00:07

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Doug I'd rather be a big pussy than a fat arse.......:D

We know that doug thats why you had a turkey on xmas day and not goosed :D

TinkerbelleI've never tried it sideways :rolleyes: :D

Whats mthead thinking off? :D

shillelagh

29-12-2006 00:07

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double post

fireman

29-12-2006 00:10

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hi tinks you ok x

Doug	29-12-2006 00:11

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 357573)

You been at the baileys again Jen...........:rolleyes:

shillelagh

29-12-2006 00:17

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Originally Posted by Doug (Post 357576)

You been at the baileys again Jen...........:rolleyes:

Nope - that was last night. Tonight was inthe pub with my sisters, hubby/partner and cousin and his wife - was on the lager ................ :D

Tinkerbelle

29-12-2006 00:21

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Originally Posted by fireman (Post 357575)

hi tinks you ok x

Hello sweetie, I'm good, except for not knowing what this 'getting it sideways' is ;)

shillelagh

29-12-2006 00:27

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 357579)

Hello sweetie, I'm good, except for not knowing what this 'getting it sideways' is ;)

Its different - you'll have to sweet talk mthead into trying it one day :D

jackyalex

29-12-2006 00:30

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you not a girl who has been there done that

Tinkerbelle

29-12-2006 00:34

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Originally Posted by jackyalex (Post 357584)

you not a girl who has been there done that

That depends ;)

jackyalex

29-12-2006 00:37

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i dont wanna know details ty

Tinkerbelle

29-12-2006 00:45

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Originally Posted by jackyalex (Post 357590)

i dont wanna know details ty

lol! me neither :rolleyes:

I just wanted a new kidney, liver and tummy tuck ........ and my thighs have grown another inch too ......... and I just need to find a good sugar daddy willing to pay my credit card off and Christmas 'fall out' is sorted :D

cherokee

29-12-2006 01:03

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 357542)

Hey they had a respite for so long they dont know whats hit them both these past few days - plus it was Doug & Cherokees fault on xmas eve im blaming them two!

Hey dont you blame me for you getting p***ed:eek: Im a good girl:p :)

And hey doug you were there too ..typical bloke huh.....:rolleyes:

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