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Famous(?) Sayings
"There are a number of mechanical devices which
increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz 380 SL." -- Lynn Lavner "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert De Niro "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." -- Steve Martin "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Tom Clancy "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -- Robin Williams "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Rodney Dangerfield "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. -- Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." -- Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!tc*." -- Jack Nicholson "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.' " -- Jerry Seinfeld "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men Are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams |
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"Incest is...Relatively boring."
-- Freud |
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Famous computer related quotes
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. —Douglas Adams Mostly Harmless, 1992 There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and BSD. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. —Jeremy S. Anderson In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. —Anonymous Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. —Anonymous The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until they've finished building it. —Anonymous Experts tell us that if the Millennium Bug is not fixed, when the year 2000 arrives, our financial records will be inaccurate, our telephone system will be unreliable, our government will be paralyzed and airline flights will be canceled without warning. In other words, things will be pretty much the same as they are now. —Dave Barry, 1997 in Miami Herald I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. —Dave Barry, 1994 in Miami Herald The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM. —Dave Barry Dave Barry in Cyberspace, 1996 The Internet [is] a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other....While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and—yes—shocking details about our "CONFIG.SYS" settings. —Dave Barry, 1994 in Miami Herald Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect....today's government uses computers which are capable of cranking out millions of documents per day without any regard whatsoever for their content, thereby freeing government employees for more important responsibilities, such as not answering their phones. —Dave Barry Dave Barry in Cyberspace, 1996 The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. —Nathaniel Borenstein If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee—that will do them in. —Bradley's Bromide The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers. —Jamais Cascio, 1995 If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. —Robert Cringely in InfoWorld Microsoft fears Intel is eventually going to create its own operating system and optimize its chips for its own OS, cutting Microsoft out of the picture. Kind of like what Microsoft allegedly does to people who write applications for Windows... —John C. Dvorak, 1998 in PC Magazine 640K ought to be enough for anybody. —Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, 1981 We're an information economy. They teach you that in school. What they don't tell you is that it's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any level without leaving traces, bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information. Fragments that can be retrieved, amplified... —William Gibson "Johnny Mnemonic," Burning Chrome, 1986 One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. —Elbert Hubbard There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. —DEC Chairman Ken Olson, 1977 Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1-1/2 tons. —Popular Mechanics, 1949 The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a little. —Porterfield Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. —Andy Rooney Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems. —Linus Torvalds Author of Linux I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. —IBM Chairman Thomas Watson, 1943 |
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Computers never make a mistake they can only work with the info they get fed, and ###### ## # ##### ###### #### :-[
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I would not like to be a child in your household then. [smiley=behead.gif]
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[quote author=Mik_Dickinson link=board=anything;num=1049100913;start=0#3 date=09/07/03 at 22:15:50]Computers never make a mistake they can only work with the info they get fed, ******************** :-[[/quote]
Sicko! [smiley=puke.gif] |
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HarryX: Drugs are illegal.
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How pathetic :(
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he he he! Just a little joke!
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The trick with jokes is to put a smile in..
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OK, sorry!!! :) :) :)
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Jo you are still getting the last word in [smiley=puke.gif]
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take a chill pill harry x :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :-* :-*
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Excuse me? I dont recall ever saying that let alone it becoming a famous saying ? :)
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