You Know You're Getting Old When......
 

You bend down to tie your shoelace, and wonder..

"Is there anything else I could be doing while I'm down here" ;D

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You keep more food in the fridge than beer.

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.

The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You sink your teeth into a steak – and they stay there.

Grass is something you cut, not cultivate.

Your back goes out more than you do.

Your secrets are safe with your friends, cos they can’t remember them either.

You’re cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

An all nighter means not getting up for a pee.

You keep repeating yourself.

You keep repeating yourself.

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Your son developes a bald patch.

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You been saving all those up Caz. ??? ;D ;D

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Hee Hee! ;D

You know when you're getting old when:

Your ears are hairier than your head.

Some one sexy catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

You remember buying vinyl albums.

;D

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Do ya get out much Caz ??? ;D

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Not as much as I'd like ;D ;D

You started this anyway! :)

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:P ;D ;D ;D

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Don't shout at me... :'(

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Aaahh. didn't mean to  :'( :(

Think you might have started something here Dave!

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Hope so....

It's years since I did...lol ;D

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You know you're getting old when...

You get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster... :)

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You know you're getting old when:

At the airport, they ask to check your bags . . . and you're not carrying any luggage.

When you do the "Hokey cokey" you put your left hip out . . . and it stays out.

You begin every other sentence with,  "Nowadays . . ."

You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.

Your childhood toys are now in an antique shop.

The clothes that you put away until they came back in style . . . came back in style.

You get really excited when someone gives you something from Marks and Spencer.

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Dr Scholl shoes start to look comfy.

You feed your dog Science diet instead of Mc Donalds leftovers

Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them

6am is when you get up and not when you go to bed.

Older relatives feel comfy telling rude jokes around you???

A £1.99 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You go to the chemist for Ibuprofen and Aspirin rather than pregnancy tests. ;D ;D ;D

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Your a Grandma and your Daughter says she`s old (26)

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you know when you gettin old, you might have something big to get hold<that was angie shes starved>  ;D

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you know when you gettin old when the coppers look  like your son! :o

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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GETTING OLD WHEN YOUR KIDS SAY THATS OLD MUM

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My daughter once asked me if everything was in Black and White when I was young :(

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[quote author=HarryX link=board=anything;num=1061237951;start=0#18 date=08/20/03 at 00:05:10]My daughter once asked me if everything was in Black and White when I was young :([/quote]
i hope the answer was yes  :D

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you know your getting old when all the lads want to start the weekend on friday night down opium to see Jordan then stay on it all weekend - and im going to stay in so im fit enough to watch Newcastle vs United on Saturday Morning!!
:(

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take it you not into jorden then adi

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she's alright not really my type.

plus given the fact that the place will be heaving with drunk men drooling over her, i cant really see the attraction in going out on friday!!

:o

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how much they charging to see her they must be sad to pay dont think shes nothing to look like mind you dont think they will be looking at her face :o

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your probably right there!!

ive heard rumours that it will be between £10 - £15 but nothing official mind.

seems a waste of money cos i reckon she'll only be there 10 minutes or so.

rather spend that on vodka and coke really!!
:)

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My Daughter once thought the tv was broke coz the prog was in black & White. Either the Hill Billies or lost in space and had to explain it was a prog that was made in B & W when i was a little girl, because there were no colour T.Vs in those days.

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Admit it. You know you are old when people start opening the doors for you.Here is a test:- you know you are really old when you need help to open the doors to the inside market.When you need the electric bike to get around the ASDA and when somebody stands up on the bus to let you sit down

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I got asked by a kid I know to buy him a computer game for 18+ and he said - "You could pretend to be my mum" - he's 12 & i'm 21!  

I also noticed a couple of years ago I wasn't referred to by mums talking to their kids as "that girl" I was suddenly promoted to "that Lady".

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[quote author=ShortStuff link=board=anything;num=1061237951;start=0#27 date=09/10/03 at 21:38:28]I got asked by a kid I know to buy him a computer game for 18+ and he said - "You could pretend to be my mum" - he's 12 & i'm 21!

I also noticed a couple of years ago I wasn't referred to by mums talking to their kids as "that girl" I was suddenly promoted to "that Lady".[/quote]
you must be old then ;D

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you know when you are getting old when you huh, huh what is it now,sorry cant remember come back when i can ???

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Sorry Janet
I cant read your last post cant find my glasses  ;)

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I would lend you mine but they would'nt be strong enough for you mick. ( only joking ) [smiley=kiss.gif]

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Your eight year old grandson say's, "Granddad, when you was a baby, did you have a mummy"?.

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When yeh see n old schoolmate fer the first time in 51 yrs as i did today.:) was a pleasure to meet him i must say.;)

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When the no one asks to see your pension card for 'proof' any more - they just know!!!!!

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When your son asks his grandad if life was in black and white when he was a boy.(this really happened).:p

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When neighbourhood children ask if you were on the Titanic (true)

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When you are disappointed that Bruce Forsyth won't be presenting Strictly Come Dancing any more.

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When your grown up, still at home kids start propping you up next to the cooker to make sure they still get their tea. Lol.

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When you watch Laurel and Hardy and think..'jeez who's going to clean the 'another fine mess' up