Dirty little secrets
 

Was watching the video of this song by 'the all american rejects' this morning and they got people to write down their dirty lil' secrets on small cards and hold them up as part of the vid.Some of them were understandable,some funny and some strange (we all have diff views about what a DLS is).At the end everyone put there cards on a big wall behind the band.
Got me wondering how much space my cards would take up on that wall if i wrote mine down?(not a lot of space-but enough to be embarrassed about).:o
How much space would your cards take up if you wrote ALL your DLS down?:confused:

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Cards?

I'd need a book....or a bookcase full of books.:D

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i think i'd need the full length of the empire state building to put all mine on ;)

(not that i'm a durty lil girl though) ;)

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Its ok Misskitty there is plenty of room on accyweb's server you can write them here:eek:
and i will move it to the 18s section for you:)

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:nono8: :signntme:

I wouldn't dare put them on here-anyway who said it would have to go in the over 18's :eek:
They may be dirty-but only in that i have not confessed tho those people i should have! ;)

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Never considered it but then hey why not it could be interesting. :o ;) :D

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This will make one accywebber blush-i caught him/her :o

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IMO its anything that is personally a DLS in ones own personal view Willow.

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Oh no no no no, couldn't possibly divulge :D :o ;)

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you have to think??? are you a nun?? ;)

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Not asking for confessions-just how much space you reckon it would take up.
well unless people feel the need to come to Aunty kitty and talk about whats on your consciense............ ;)

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well at least then you would have somwhere to keep secrets lol :D

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Wall of china might just do it :D ;)

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Never could keep a secret, my mate 'Crammed' Jack once told me a secret at 3am by 1 min past 3 I had rung four people up to share it. So come on Misskitty I promise not to tell anyone.:D

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Oh I'm a good girl ;) I would only need the back of a match box :)

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I've just found out that the person thar pee'd in the sink, did so whilst it was full of pots!

What?

Was it supposed to be a secret?:D

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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well to you that would be a wall seeing as you could easily live in a matchbox :D

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I don't have secrets!! I always end up telling them when I'm drunk :o
















ok maybe just a couple :D

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I can't think of any because I always get found out. My kids can'y keep a secret. :D

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Thats why me and you will be turning down kind invitations of dinner at that house,whilst those that are (supposidly) unaware eat off those plates and drink out of those cups :D

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ewwww just imagine if that person had made you a brew recently lol


and no it isnt me

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Yeah just imagine *runs for toilet and proceeds to retch*

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I guess I don't have many. Okay, at least probably less than 100 or maybe 50, nah probably closer to 100 then again:cool: . . .

I'd have to admit that most of mine (~80%) occurred while overly indulging during my college years:rolleyes: . And yes urinating in and on "uncommon/unacceptable" items happened more often then I'd like to admit (too many toga parties):banjump: .

Must admit a bit of fear in attending an Accyweb meet in April/May due to trying to keep up with my Accy peers' pintage. Hence having more DSL moments. Ane yes, Rindy and chav did come to mind as potential "bad but fun" influences!!;)

Brian

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i once set fire to a small woods with the help of a friend and a few liters of petrol borrowed from a farmers shed , we then ran home and watched from my bedroom window

i was only 10 at the time but no way am i disclosing where lol


also once poured petrol down a wasps nest and lit it but unfortunatly my accomplice got stung and also got in trouble because we also took out some bushes as well

ahh happy days you cant beat growing up near farmland

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When I was around 11, I stole a rich bratty neighbors bike. Repainted it and changed the handle bars. It made for a wicked good jumping bike.

To avoid suspicion, had my my call the cops to see if anyone had reported it missing figuring they'd let me keep it since no one could identify it.

The cops came, took it away and gave to some poor kid in town. Served me right eh?

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Dear auntie kitty

i have this friend who ive known for a few weeks they have a problem, he's never off the internet and is always stalking me, this person likes to think that i like them but its all in there imagination...

please please help auntie kitty

i'm getting a little worried

your truly

trashy :D

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I suggest you change your ID,move country and deny all knowledge of having any connection to lancashire-
or just tell him to f*** off?

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ok auntie kitty i think i will have to move :) thanx for the advice

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or you could do both? :)

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Decided to keep mine in case of blackmail. :o

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god i wish britcliff was a member i bet the internet couldnt hold his list :D

A.K.A mr tefelon coz nowt sticks :)

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ok i think we should start a confessions list in the over 18s.................

oops Flashy already did (about paying for sex) ;)
whose gona dig it out and be next to confess???

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theres no chance of that kitty it didnt work :( only i confessed

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look at the possitive side

you coulda claimed to be accywebs only whore if you had taken the deal :eek:

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i cant be the ONLY one:rolleyes:

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I just realised ppl that cant read 'over-18's' section will think that YOU paid for sex from the way that i worded it!!!
but maybe we can persuade them to confess FT? ;)

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so what you sayin kitty ?

she was paid not to have sex ?

i dont know which is worse :eek:

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you cheeky lil ****

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well that killed the thread!

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every time me and my ex had an argument i used to run her toothbrush under the toilet rim , i saw it fitting considering the sh1t she dished out

i got the idea from a show that was focused on womens revenge on their men , whats good for the goose and all that :D


we will have one very upset guest reading this now lol

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sweetheart!! you seriously think thats bad??

NO NO us women have all the trade secrets!! ;)

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hey i didnt want to go too far lol i did actualy like her :D

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LMAO!!!! :D