Why men's letters never get published in agony aunt columns
 

Dear Abby

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Re: Why men's letters never get published in agony aunt columns
 

thats getting your priorites right neil.:D

Re: Why men's letters never get published in agony aunt columns
 

There is a echo on these threads.......

I'm sure Tinks posted that somewhere a couple of month's ago :rolleyes::D

Re: Why men's letters never get published in agony aunt columns
 

LOL! Yeah I did but with a bit of editing to my advantage :D


I've chuckled with mthead about it though, some people (like me) only hover the mouse over the thread title which gives you the first few lines of the thread, I wonder how many people didn't actually read the whole thing and just thought he'd been playing away :eek: