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flashy 04-03-2007 16:56

the sensitive man
 
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says......................

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"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"









cant tell i got this in an email can ya ;)

maxwell silver 04-03-2007 18:57

Re: the sensitive man
 
Pmsl,very Funny

flashy 04-03-2007 19:00

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:D it was wasnt it.........karma would be nice if i made ya laugh that much maxy ;)

maxwell silver 04-03-2007 19:03

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Love to,but i've got to spread it around:eek: I've been giving you too much;)

Tinkerbelle 04-03-2007 19:03

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........... :rofl38: Very good! :D

flashy 04-03-2007 19:03

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you've never given me any

maxwell silver 04-03-2007 19:05

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I'm always giving it you......computer says:p

flashy 04-03-2007 19:06

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ah i cant see that far back, must of been a while ago.........but hey if the computer says noooooooooooo its no innit ;)

grego 04-03-2007 19:53

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Good one Flashy!

harwood red 04-03-2007 22:02

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OMG I have loads of teddies :rolleyes:

Great one flashy, I've also tried to give you karma but must spread it around first too!!!!

flashy 05-03-2007 15:37

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your spreading it round hr? be careful love ;)

Kitkat 05-03-2007 15:39

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Wow I'd be gutted - only the MIDDLE SHELF !!!!!!!!!

flashy 05-03-2007 15:43

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i know, i'd want the top shelf or above ;)


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