Accrington Web - Thought provoking?

Are people who jump off a Paris bridge truly in Seine?

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

A man who streaks in the office is surely unsuited for his work.

If you run in front of car you're liable to get tired.

If you run behind car you'll probably get exhausted.

A man who sinks into woman's arms may soon find his arms in a woman's sink.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Girls who go camping must beware of evil intent.

People who drive like hell are bound to get there.

A man who stand on his toilet is high on pot.

People who live in glass houses should change clothes in the basement.