jewelry shop
 

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was
looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the
jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with
excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated,
"By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll
write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and
I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in
that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

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Har, har (she laughs driely), however, wonder how much truth in this joke?
How many of us women do you think would stoop to 'better relations' with a bloke after being conned into thinking he had a million in the bank. Certainly puts a glow around them :D A ring wouldn't have tempted me (can't see the point in expensive jewellery) but .......... ah well, never been put to the test .. :(

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calm down dear its only a bloody joke lol

are you giving up smoking as well :D :D :D :D

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As well as what you young sprogg !! Don't patronize me , messing with fire :p .. clip on the ear for you next meet ...:spank: