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katex 18-04-2007 18:07

Watch your weight even when you leave us.
 
Heard quick news report at lunch that Crematoriums were having difficulty handling corpses over 25 stone and for coffins which are having to be made in excess of the standard 20", which means some departed souls are having to be transported miles away to meet their maker. Found this link :-

R.I.P

Another nail in the coffin for the growing resentment of overweight people ?

steeljack 18-04-2007 18:44

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I'm surprised that various councils that run the crematoriums haven't started to introduce a sliding fee based on weight of deceased and amount of gas used :eek: :eek: :eek:

katex 18-04-2007 19:05

Re: Watch your weight even when you leave us.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by steeljack (Post 412376)
I'm surprised that various councils that run the crematoriums haven't started to introduce a sliding fee based on weight of deceased and amount of gas used :eek: :eek: :eek:

Hey, don't give HBC any ideas Steeljack, will soon have our Margaret P. accusing them another stealth tax.

Think they are doing this already as per the article... extra £500 for transportation to crematorium with more suitable facilities. Mind you, in fairness, most councils are attempting to upgrade, but will all go on the council tax in the end I suppose.

Personally, I think this charge should not be levied onto the bereaved ones.
Have to take the rough with the smooth so to speak.

grannyclaret 19-04-2007 13:09

Re: Watch your weight even when you leave us.
 
just put me in a dustbin liner and chuck me in the sea at high tide ;:)

garinda 19-04-2007 15:34

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 412611)
just put me in a dustbin liner and chuck me in the sea at high tide ;:)

We wouldn't dream of doing such a disrespectful thing Granny C.






We'll at least wait until you've popped your clogs first.:D

Kitkat 19-04-2007 15:37

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chuck you in the sea !!! we are supposed to be trying to keep our oceans and beaches clean

garinda 19-04-2007 15:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitkat (Post 412675)
chuck you in the sea !!! we are supposed to be trying to keep our oceans and beaches clean


It's ok, she'll end up in Morecambe.:D

WillowTheWhisp 19-04-2007 17:10

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What about tall people? When my late husband died they didn't have a fridge long enough at the hospital morgue!!!


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