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Tinkerbelle 07-05-2007 13:33

Alcohol Warning!!!
 
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

........... :D

mallard 07-05-2007 13:48

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so that,s what happens when drink alcohol .......well i must change my drink to alcohol and give it a try....thank,s

Neil 07-05-2007 14:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 420870)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

I still can't find them after the AccyWeb meet, you didn't pinch them did you? :rolleyes::D

flashy 07-05-2007 16:17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 420870)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

........... :D



damn... so thats why

panther 07-05-2007 18:39

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what you mean WITH the consumption of alcohol?

Attachment 9137
;) ....lol

Doug 07-05-2007 20:39

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 420870)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

........... :D


:) This is what we use to call a


TART.........:D



Fancy a quick one.......:D

flashy 07-05-2007 20:45

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug (Post 421081)
:) This is what we use to call a


TART.........:D



Fancy a quick one.......:D



:rolleyes:

Tinkerbelle 07-05-2007 23:43

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug (Post 421081)



Fancy a quick one.......:D

You do know the doctor has a cure for 'quick ones'? :p :D

Doug 08-05-2007 01:32

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle (Post 421218)
You do know the doctor has a cure for 'quick ones'? :p :D

Has he, what did he give you for yours................:D ;)

flashy 08-05-2007 06:33

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
viagra......

Neil 08-05-2007 06:55

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug (Post 421081)
:) This is what we use to call a


TART.........:D



Fancy a quick one.......:D

It's times like this that I miss young Jason. I wish he would come back and harass me again :rolleyes::D

flashy 08-05-2007 10:22

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oh he still comes on neil

Neil 08-05-2007 11:07

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 421307)
oh he still comes on neil

Why did you not tell be earlier? :D


Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug (Post 421081)
:) This is what we use to call a


TART.........:D



Fancy a quick one.......:D

There's nothing wrong with tarts, how else would Chav get sh**ed? :D :D :D

(This comment is in no way meant to include the several dozen very nice ladies from AccyWeb that he may or may not have been involved with.
Oh and definitely not the very nice lady he is seeing at the moment, whoever she may be ;))

flashy 08-05-2007 11:08

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
pmsfl.................HAHAHAHAHAHA

Neil 08-05-2007 12:13

Re: Alcohol Warning!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 421326)
pmsfl.................HAHAHAHAHAHA

Honest folks it's not me tickling her ;)


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