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Reidy 17-05-2007 16:25

Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
 
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the guy lived happily ever after and went to football, drank lots of beer, always had a messy house, never had to worry, stayed skinny, and always had money, and never washed up! THE END



I thought it was amusing lol

cashman 17-05-2007 16:29

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just love an happy ending.:D

Reidy 17-05-2007 16:41

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So do i lol

mez 17-05-2007 16:49

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how boring ............what a waste of a life .he he he

SPUGGIE J 17-05-2007 21:14

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Oh bother I thought a fairy had been found and a tape measure used to measure its tail. :(

Nice one tough and very true. :D

lillypad 17-05-2007 22:02

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what a load of bo*****ks!!!! no man wouldn,t be able to cope without a women!!!

panther 17-05-2007 22:08

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havent we had this conversation before???...lol


so true though liillypad!

Reidy 17-05-2007 23:09

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Originally Posted by lillypad (Post 426384)
what a load of bo*****ks!!!! no man wouldn,t be able to cope without a women!!!

Im sorry to disagree here i cope quite fine without a woman, i these days see women as a drain on my resources!! And have no use for one for the forseable future until i have calmed down lol :Banane45:

lillypad 18-05-2007 14:36

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Originally Posted by Reidy (Post 426451)
Im sorry to disagree here i cope quite fine without a woman, i these days see women as a drain on my resources!! And have no use for one for the forseable future until i have calmed down lol :Banane45:


so you do your own washing, ironing and cleaning MMMMmmmmmm!!!!!:D lol

Billcat 18-05-2007 17:25

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Originally Posted by Reidy (Post 426107)
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the guy lived happily ever after and went to football, drank lots of beer, always had a messy house, never had to worry, stayed skinny, and always had money, and never washed up! THE END


I thought it was amusing lol

And the girl who wisely said "No" lived happily ever after?

grannyclaret 18-05-2007 20:19

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Originally Posted by Billcat (Post 426829)
And the girl who wisely said "No" lived happily ever after?

that was realy the true ending,,,,:alright:

Billcat 18-05-2007 20:36

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 426915)
that was realy the true ending,,,,:alright:

Well, from the context of the story, the fellow didn't sound like much of a bargain!

Here's the other ending: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1506209.stm

Being one of the bright ones, this widower will not be single much longer. About 190 days to go! :D

grannyclaret 18-05-2007 20:44

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Originally Posted by Billcat (Post 426920)
Well, from the context of the story, the fellow didn't sound like much of a bargain!

Here's the other ending: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1506209.stm

Being one of the bright ones, this widower will not be single much longer. About 190 days to go! :D

OH NICE ONE,,,,i wish you both much happiness:)

mallard 19-05-2007 20:55

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:D thats so true and very good

Billcat 21-05-2007 12:50

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret (Post 426922)
OH NICE ONE,,,,i wish you both much happiness:)

Thank you for your kind wishes!


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