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We learn much from sayings. I'd love to hear yours. I'm a fan of Confucious myself, how about you? Let's start with the ever thought provoking >> Man who throws dirt loses ground. I'll send a silver dollar to whoever posts the best!

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No more taxes!!

oh hold on thats not a saying...

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That's what they call a rant I believe! How's about this one? Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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This one from Morecambe:

Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in.

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Man who pee into wind get's his own back

Man who take girl on hill not on level

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His mouths that big you could fit both hands in and still have room to wind wool.
Not very philosophical I know......but I like it.

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Morecambe my left cheek! That was also confucious. Cheat LMAO

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Man who goes through turn stiles sideways is going to Bangkok :D

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not so much a saying more of a curse.....'May your left ear fall off and fall into your right pocket'.
That sounds like an oriental phrase to me.

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Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have.

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ROFL - I know it's Confucius :D What I meant was it's carved on the ground in Morecambe amongst all the other bird sayings and poems and things.

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There's too many things carved into Morecambe LoL

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confucius he say 'No such thing as rape.....girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down'

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Just LMAO, just LMAO

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:( Pity that one isn't true.

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yes Willow....i know I shouldn't make fun of such a serious subject...but it was the only Confucius one that sprang to mind.......sorry, bad taste.

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Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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I don't recall saying that it was.

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Oh, and it's PILTY for the record, LoL

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Pilty, i think Willow was referring to the post I made about rape......so she didn't spell your name wrong....she was alluding to the fact that rape isn't about a woman with her skirt up running faster than a man with pants down.

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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It seems to me that you are going to win your own silver dollar. :0

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Working on it!

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

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Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

You know you're gonna spend too much time thinking that one over!

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Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
>> OOPS gonna have to do better for the buck!

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Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
>> OOPS gonna have to do better for the buck!

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Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

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Also isn't it a bit unnerving that you have to go to a 'terminal' at the airport when you're about to take your life in your hands and board a plane?

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

but...

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Man with two hands in pocket not feel too cocky

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Are you all nuts?

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You only just realised that pilty? :D

You dont have to be insane to post on here but it does help :D

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he who farts in church sits in own pew

man who take lady on camping trip have one intent

man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand

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You bed down for the night.
Does that answer the question? :D

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Can anybody beat this one?

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:p @ Matt .........

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Silence is a friend who will never betray.

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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

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First coined by Sir Winston Churchill if my memory serves me correctly. He had quite a few famous quotes.

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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
W. C. Fields

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