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SPUGGIE J 17-08-2007 15:48
Light Humor for a Friday.
 
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Just a bit of light hearted fun I dug out while cleaning up my hard drive. :D

SPUGGIE J 17-08-2007 15:50
Re: Light Humor for a Friday.
 
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A few more. :D

slinky 17-08-2007 15:50
Re: Light Humor for a Friday.
 
Hahaha love em spugg :D:D:D

cherokee 17-08-2007 15:54
Re: Light Humor for a Friday.
 
Hahahaha Nice One Spuggie Just What I Needed ..

SPUGGIE J 17-08-2007 15:58
Re: Light Humor for a Friday.
 
Cheers ladies. Got some more but will take a while to get at em as they are from email files I have saved and there are quite a few. :D

SPUGGIE J 17-08-2007 16:07
Re: Light Humor for a Friday.
 
" THE WINE TRUCK HAS ARRIVED





|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||
| CHARDONNAY | ||'""|""\__,_
| _____________ l ||__|__|___|)
|(@(@)""""""""**|(@)(@)***|(@)

SIXTEEN REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at
the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross.

Have a glass and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!

slinky 17-08-2007 16:09
Re: Light Humor for a Friday.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 461600)
" THE WINE TRUCK HAS ARRIVED





|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||
| CHARDONNAY | ||'""|""\__,_
| _____________ l ||__|__|___|)
|(@(@)""""""""**|(@)(@)***|(@)

SIXTEEN REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at
the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross.

Have a glass and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!
I want that one ^^ hehehe how cool would work be if this was the case :D


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