Accrington Web - would you re-marry?

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: "Definitely not!"

Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

Husband: "Of course I do."

Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

Husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: "Would you live in our house?"

Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband: "Probably, it is almost new."

Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

Wife: "Would you give her my jewellery?"

Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

Wife: "Would you take her golfing with you?

Husband: "Yes, those are always good times."

Wife: "Would she use my clubs?

Husband: "No, she's left-handed."

Wife: -- silence –

Husband: "Sh!t!!!!!!!!"