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Now don't all go daft, please, I'll reply to all of you eventually, a woman with plenty of resources that needs someone to look after, that is what I'm after,
you can lead an independent life I just need to share your bank account, car, Holiday Home etc, etc.

In return you will get a lazy no good that won't pick his clothes off the floor, (trained by a proper naggin' women, sort of bloke), that knows exactly when to say, "Yes Luv' ", if required.

References are so good that none of the women I have had a relationship with so far would even reply, just think if you are the type of women that on becoming frustrated by the futile antics of a mere male and you whisper in a loud voice, "MEN!". I will make the perfect partner.

Just give me a few seconds to clear my Private Messages then you can all volunteer.
:)

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***** Please note, this is only a facsimile the real me might not be as ugly! *****

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try freecycle ;) they are always after old used goods on there

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Don't you have to be able to look after yourself, before you can look after anybody else? :D

I thought Margaret Rutherford, oops...Rothwell, had already applied for this prestigious post?

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Only in jest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

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Well, so far I've had two women and one, (sort of), bloke reply to this thread, I think I'll quit whilst I'm ahead!
:rolleyes:

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No offence Less - I just enjoy my Greta Garbo lifestyle

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It's hard to tell from his posts which of them is the least trained though :)

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Margaret, I do apologise for calling you a sort of bloke.
:p

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My old Tom (cat) wouldn't cope with that little white thing you have :D

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It's not my fault it's kept in the dark, (I'd love it to get a tan), I try to get it out as often as possible, but the judge said the next time I do that..........
:D

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Ge a packet of hair dye then. :p