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Sara 03-10-2007 19:16

A Test For Women
 
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists... 2 men and a woman.


For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Never put a woman to the test.

BERNADETTE 03-10-2007 19:27

Re: A Test For Women
 
Nice one Sara:D

grego 03-10-2007 19:47

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Good one!...........

mrskitty 04-10-2007 12:22

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haha MINT!!!!! :D :D :D

panther 04-10-2007 13:13

Re: A Test For Women
 
LMAO.....good un!!

shillelagh 04-10-2007 13:50

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Wonder how many fellas have read this and are now looking at their t'other halfs with trepidation thinking dare i? :D

Good one Sara


Wonder how many blokes are going to reply to this anyway :D:D:D

lancsdave 04-10-2007 14:23

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 477822)
Wonder how many blokes are going to reply to this anyway :D:D:D

A bloke would have checked to make sure they were real bullets and done the job more efficiently, not make it twice as hard :rolleyes:

Sara 04-10-2007 17:14

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"I had to beat him to death with the chair."

But Dave have you thought that she might have wanted him dead anyway and enjoyed beating him with the chair.


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