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The Ten Net Commandments
How many of these have you broken?
1.) Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop up ads or spam. 2.) Thou shalt not post thy e-mail address, phone number, address or social security number on the Internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's. 3.) Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday. 4.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates. 5.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing a firewall. 6.) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number. 7.) Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar. 8.) Thou shalt not reply to the e-mail from the Nigerian banker. 9.) Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family. 10.) Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy childrens' names. |
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1.) Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop up ads or spam.
Never 2.) Thou shalt not post thy e-mail address, phone number, address or social security number on the Internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's. Never 3.) Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday. Have forgotten on many times 4.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing an antivirus, nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates. Always do em 5.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing a firewall. Yeh cos the windows one is crud 6.) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank routing number, nor his social security number. What if you dont like them??? 7.) Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar. Dont use CC's 8.) Thou shalt not reply to the e-mail from the Nigerian banker. Never do 9.) Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family. Hell no 10.) Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy childrens' names. Erm why not they are easy to remember __________________ http://members.aol.com/GH707707/bus.gif |
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11. Dont register on the National lottery website (get 100s of gambling spam :mad:)
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This morning I have apparently won a lottery that I have never even entered because they just picked me a ticket at random out of the goodness of their little heartsies!
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