How Dodgy Are You
 

Try this test and see how dodgy you are

theSite - dodgy

This is my result

Years in prison: 30 Potential fine: £5000

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Flippin heck, there must be something wrong here :o

Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500

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I'm an upstanding citizen, years in prison 19:5 fines £0

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Most people have, but did you know that in UK, it is still illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas Day.

WHAT?? :eek: Like since when?? :confused:

Years in prison 30, fines £7000

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21.5 years in prison and potential fine of £2,000 - heck compared to you I'm an upstanding citizen!

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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37.5 Potential fine: £4500

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33 years in prison and potential fine of £7000 for me.

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Oh dear I'm for it now.

Years in prison: 107.5 Potential fine: £4500

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OMG this shocked me

Years in prison: 32.5 Potential fine: £2000

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Just call me Saint Teresa Kate .... :p 0.5 years in prison with £0 fine.. am I boring then ? Must have been the mince pie bit that let me down.

Bit worried by your lot's scores .. do I dare attend an Accyweb meet again !!.. :eek:

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I dont believe it Kate :eek:-but you are more saintly than me :confused:

Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000

PS but then I dont tell lies ;)

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Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0 :D
well you will be ok with me Katex this is mine

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It must be love of (in) fresh air that let me down

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I'll stick with you Mick .. how come you never had mince pies on Christmas Day ? Thought everyone did. Wonder why you can't ? Margaret get googling please .. :)

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i dont like them i hate mince pie's

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No .. I answered yes to that .. gotta have some fun. Maybe not illegal .. will have to look again.

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So all to do with Oliver Cromwell to avoid gluttony .. how ace is that ! Don't you just love this country.

Wonder if anybody has been arrested for it ..:D

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Ha ha :D:D:D:D:D

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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
document.write(param('years'));Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Well thats me sorted for the next five years!!!!

Who's breaking me out tho? :D

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I couldn't believe I got such a high score so I did it again, it made little difference I'm going down,

Years in prison: 97.5 Potential fine: £4500

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5 YEARS IN THE POKEY!!! No fines though:D

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Yea! right and the Queen.

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I'm going down for 26.5 years and getting a £2,000 fine.

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OK .. which bits did he lie about then ?

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Hmmm plenty of time...but why no fine??????????

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
document.write(param('years'));Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £0

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Years in prison 48.

Potential fine £9,500

Possibility of the death penalty.

:eek:

Must remember to draw the curtains in future.:D

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If you lot told the truth we might get a more realistic result :mad:

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Am I the only one who may face the death penalty???

I don't know which question/answer prompted that, but I'm definitely drawing my curtains more often now.

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Kate and I have confessed to a liking for long grass - what DIDN'T you do?

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I certainly didn't inhale the long grass, man.:rolleyes:

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whoops to my shame
111 years in goal 7000 pound fine
still i can pay the fine over a few years

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121 years in the klink 7k fine and possibility of execution!

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oh dear, got to join mick & kate prison 0years fine 0.. i did anwer yes to some of them.

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and i thought i was a bad un
well done spud :p

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I'm not too bad....

Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £2000

Thought it would be much worse than that.

Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £2000

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Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000

Catch Me...............:p

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You told a porky about the sex toy.........:o

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I didn't! :p

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Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

im only 16 :)

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Ouch ... 98 years in prison ... fine, let me see, in real money $10,000 ... and possibly the death penalty ... my plan to reform will begin at the mince pie level.

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years in prison 14.5 fine £2000 , thats bad and i thought i was sweet and innocent

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Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

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ah romps, who's been naughty then

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Ok just done it again and the result is slightly different

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

So someone tell me how in 2 days I have managed to increase my sentence by 6 months and fine from £0 to £7000????

<<wanders off wondering what she has done in past 2 days that could have changed it :p>>

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hmmmm i think you've been telling porkys harwood, or you have commited a crime in the last 2 days he he