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One for the oldies

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant!

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ folks use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find good looking men who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.

Q: Where do 60+ folks look for fashionable glasses?

A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ folks when shopping in antique stores?

A: "I remember these."

Re: One for the oldies

life can be cruel willow
but not as cruel as you LOL :)

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I got that from my cousin - she qualifies as a 60+

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LOL....thank god im not included in the 60+:D

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Your time will come - if you are lucky enough to make it that far :)

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Originally Posted by panther (Post 486264)

LOL....thank god im not included in the 60+:D

Neither am I yet, a lot closer than you but it comes to us all:p

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Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live.

Like that one Willow

I've got 20 years to go to hit the 60 mark so im ok.

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Q: Is it common for 60+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

That's one that Busman and I are familiar with and neither of us are over 60! :D

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yep this is me:eek:

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.Q: Is it common for 60+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage?

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