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Neil 02-11-2007 17:24

WARNING To All Men
 
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.



Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the phone book.


For a video to see how beer works click here: Beer Demo

flashy 02-11-2007 17:25

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lol you tit ;)

BERNADETTE 02-11-2007 17:33

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You are a plank, is there one for women? Think we could do with a warning as well:D

Neil 02-11-2007 17:40

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Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 487801)
Think we could do with a warning as well:D

WARNING TO ALL LADIES

Make sure your skirt is not tucked in your knickers when you come out of the pub toilet.



Will that do? :rolleyes::D

BERNADETTE 02-11-2007 17:43

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It will if they have a skirt on:D

Neil 02-11-2007 17:51

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Originally Posted by BERNADETTE (Post 487807)
It will if they have a skirt on:D

When if you haven't make sure they are nice and straight or people might get more of a view than you wanted. Or maybe that is your pick up approach :p:rolleyes::D

BERNADETTE 02-11-2007 18:20

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Pleaseeeee behave yourself, accyweb will be getting a bad name!!!

mallard 02-11-2007 22:02

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Well neil that was good you should post more of the on here

katex 02-11-2007 22:16

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Originally Posted by mallard (Post 487927)
Well neil that was good you should post more of the on here

Oh Mallard honey ... please don't encourage him ..:eek:

Well, gals .. now we have been sussed on that one .. will have to move to plan 'B' ..fishnet tights, low cut dresses, free tickets to football matches, wafts of erotic perfumes, fishing trips, sweet nothings in their ear lugs, (or dirty talk as it is known) home made steak and kidney pudd with mushy peas and chips, many, many more entrapments .. they are sooo weak ... :rolleyes:

Less 03-11-2007 12:10

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 487799)
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Ooooh Neil, if only you had put this warning on earlier, I fear that it's too late for me because I have a few vague recollections of this sort of thing happening to me.

I cannot describe the shame and anguish that has befallen me over the years, knowing that yet again I have allowed myself to be entrapped by some saucy little minx!

I fear though that even with such a kindly and serious piece of advise that you have sent out, I like so many others of our sex will fall into this despicable trap once more.

It's as if we deliberately go out knowing that once more we will allow ourselves to be used in this heartless manner.

Perhaps if we were to form some type of self-help group? I have tried the golf course as you have suggested but once I get to the nineteenth hole the nightmare always seems to start once more.

If there is anyone out there that has managed to come up with a routine that means we can drink the beer without having to suffer the inevitable consequences that it always entails I for one would be grateful for some advice.

Mick 03-11-2007 12:21

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Well sorry less and neil i cannot help you, i got caught in this trap some 33 years ago and am still suffering for it.:hidewall:

BERNADETTE 03-11-2007 12:27

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Originally Posted by mick (Post 488038)
Well sorry less and neil i cannot help you, i got caught in this trap some 33 years ago and am still suffering for it.:hidewall:

And you better be hiding down that chimney when Anne sees that:p:D:)

katex 03-11-2007 14:45

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 488032)
Ooooh Neil, if only you had put this warning on earlier, I fear that it's too late for me because I have a few vague recollections of this sort of thing happening to me.

I cannot describe the shame and anguish that has befallen me over the years, knowing that yet again I have allowed myself to be entrapped by some saucy little minx!

I fear though that even with such a kindly and serious piece of advise that you have sent out, I like so many others of our sex will fall into this despicable trap once more.

It's as if we deliberately go out knowing that once more we will allow ourselves to be used in this heartless manner.

Perhaps if we were to form some type of self-help group? I have tried the golf course as you have suggested but once I get to the nineteenth hole the nightmare always seems to start once more.

If there is anyone out there that has managed to come up with a routine that means we can drink the beer without having to suffer the inevitable consequences that it always entails I for one would be grateful for some advice.

Is this sight now in danger of becoming a 'Dear Evelyn' .. sorry 'Dear Neill' .. tremble at the thought. Give up Less .. you a 'hope-less' cause. :p

Mind you ladies, word of warning for us. Once spotted a word son used on a site ..'Pooning'. On enquiring what this meant, this is the reply I got :-

'Pooning is the scientific analysis of females in their natural environment. It is the process of observing, integrating and interacting with said females on a Saturday evening at about 1am. Only then have they had enough drink to fully appreciate Jamie.'

:eek: Just wait 'til he's home next :spank:

BERNADETTE 03-11-2007 14:50

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Well that means I've nowt to worry about, never out till 1am these days:D

Mr Aleks 03-11-2007 16:41

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 487799)
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'


How true!!!!!!

Less 03-11-2007 16:55

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Originally Posted by katex (Post 488077)
Is this sight now in danger of becoming a 'Dear Evelyn' .. sorry 'Dear Neill' .. tremble at the thought. Give up Less .. you a 'hope-less' cause. :p

Well I find that to be not only shocking but typical of the reaction from you 'ladies'. that you just want to use us and then throw us back! Whatever happened to sensitivity and respect, here am I pouring my heart out, showing that I have the morals of a 'virgin on heat', and rather than show me respect you just tease me and make me feel that giving in to my baser urges is the normal thing to do! Daddy was right I'd have been better off as a Trappist monk!

:stop:

katex 03-11-2007 17:18

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 488143)
Daddy was right I'd have been better off as a Trappist monk!

:stop:

A TRAPPIST MONK !!! Can't see you growing herbs, making coffins and urns, probably volunteer for this side of the business :-

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:rolleyes:

Less 03-11-2007 17:24

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Originally Posted by katex (Post 488154)
A TRAPPIST MONK !!! Can't see you growing herbs, making coffins and urns, probably volunteer for this side of the business :-

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:rolleyes:

OR, keeping my gob shut! :D

MargaretR 03-11-2007 17:31

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Trappists brew beer - much better to be Benedictine

Gayle 03-11-2007 17:32

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I was under the impression that men are self medicating when imbibing. Also, I have seen many a male friend of mine putting beer goggles on when talking to some women.

katex 03-11-2007 17:37

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 488157)
OR, keeping my gob shut! :D

Nah, ya' couldn't do that one .. St. Peter would never let you in because of broken vows. Hey, there's one lot that bake bread though ,, could still have yer bacon butties .. probably no HP though.. too saucy. ;)


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