Accyweb goes to Hollywood
 

Write the next part of the continuing Accyweb Story.



From a shop doorway came the sound of Jambutty's voice. He was singing and playing a guitar,
"Do not forsake me, oh my darlin'."
This was followed by the twang of breaking guitar strings and a loud wail of, "Shurrup!"

Rindy heard a sound and looking to his left he saw it was ..............

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Kitty trying to get Jambutty to stop singing,but to no avail,
Alas getting Jack to sleep is harder than everyone knows!
But Jambutty carried on and on and on until onlyme appeared and.......

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Took Jambuttys guitar off him and started jogging towards a cafe holding hands with misskitty, when they arrived.....

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will have to get my timing better in this one

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To which he replied 'I dont have to have no-ones damned permission for owt......want to start something do ya?'
To which Ms Rothwell kindly retreated back to her duties in the neighbourhood and decided to make everyone some steak puds :D
Only when we were feasting upon these tasty treats suddenly.........


Edit:BONNY BOY you changed your post so now mine doesnt make sense :(

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...said the man with the scars down his face. It was The Man With The Cat - Less. Behind him 2 figures were walking side by side. They were both wearing bowler hats and hitting each other as they walked.
"This is another nice mess you've gotten me into", said the fat one. "Look over there. Why, it's............."

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Shaker the lone ranger :D.....

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......who was talking to a large white rabbit that nobody could see - except him. :eek:

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And Granny Claret who

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grabbed the invisible rabbit to make invisible broth --- then in walked ---

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Mick the mod with his sidekick------

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Kate the saloon girl, looking gorgeous as usual.
There suddenly was a loud noise ouside as though a brawl had begun. Sheriff Rindy whipped out his 6 gun and....

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Handed it to Neal the deputy who.........

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accidentaly shot himself in the foot. Lottie rushed out from the back room with her 1st aid kit and proceeded to.....

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Bandage his foot and comfort him but then Len appeared on the scene and

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offered to buy everyone a saspirilly at the golden garter,..................

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But they weren't having any of that and decided to go to the.....

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Local rodeo, where Miss Kitty had a hot date with Smoking Sid ,the sheriffs son

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whilst Sid and Kitty were eating king scallops with garlic butter and grand marnier pate on french bread,Romps popped by with some very bad news.......

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Neil had had to have both his legs amputated due to the shot in the foot. Now he was Bumming around Accyweb ..............

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......on his bum.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch (next door to Church Kirk) - Mez looked at Bonnyboy, with his floppy blond locks and his cute little turned up nose. She adjusted her tap shoes and smoothed her plaits, sang 2 choruses of "Over the Rainbow" and said,
"You heard about that poor guy who shot his legs off? We gotta do something for him. What can we do?"
"I know", said Bonnyboy.
"Let's put on a show!"....................

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mez aranged the show, and told all accywebbers to attend, but just as she.....

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was getting ready for the opening night she went into labour and......

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.........got the biggest laugh of the night.
"Is there a doctor in the house?" she screamed.
"Never fear, help is here", said a voice offstage. She looked up and said, "Oh no, not you." Yes, it was.......................

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Lette ........... " you never told me you was expecting, you saucy ****** " she said as she laughed so hard that .........................

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....the resulting puddle of wee looked just like a starburst on the floor.

Blazey ran in, screaming

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"I'm a law student, I'm a law student .......... where there's blame there's a claim. quick someone slip on the pee " .....................................

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Blazey was lucky.

Less roller-bladed right through the puddle of pee, and broke

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A finger nail..................." FFS, I have been growing them for month's " he said while trying to find his nail file in his......................

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handbag.

'A handbag!
cried the Duchess of Tealeaf, as she bit on her....

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.....Holland's meat pie.
"Don't eat that, your ladyship!", cried Marshall Rindy, slapping the pie from her jaws on to the floor where it bounced twice and rolled into the aspidistra pot.
"Don't you know that inside that pie is............"

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a caterpillar! You must contact the Oberver immediately and get them to run the story on the front page of the paper next week!

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So the Observer were contacted and once again they.......

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Cocked the story up and put ' EARWIG ' INSTEAD OF CATERPILLAR .... and had to place a apology in next weeks.

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Issue when instead of writing a report they quoted somebody from......

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Manchester!(who had nothing to do with it)....'ah well' the residents said.....we are used to it!
BUT the question on everybodys lips was.....'who is the father to Mez's 10lb 7 oz baby?' and why hadn't he showed up on the scene recently?
Only one person had the answer........

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Well, she 'aint called Mary for nothing ! This, of course, is open to dispute ... however, who are those three riders appearing over the horizon ? could they be ..

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....are they?................Yes!

The one with the curly blond hair honked and the strange-hatted one leered. The one with the big cigar spoke,
"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception".

"Shut up, Eyebrows, and give us the the presents," Mez cried. "And I hope you've remembered the Gripe Water".

Suddenly there was a rustling in the grass and a figure emerged..............

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IT WAS SANTA!!!!!he had a special present for one accywebber, but wanted to give it to her in private.......

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so he did and she was delighted,cos it was Tinks n he gave her a route map to....