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Ancient Confused Wisdom
I will add another one whenever I can.....................:)
* Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. |
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* A backward poet writes inverse.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice one
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* A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
more to come tomorrow ....if you can take it:) |
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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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pam eyres falls of cliff-------poetry in motion
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion Reading while sunbathing makes you well red What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) |
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Man with hands in pocket feels cocky all day
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed |
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These are brilliant ,surely you dont make them all up yourself:rofl38::rofl38:
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That last one was told to me by Uncle Jack at least 20 years ago! :D
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. |
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