A Blonde's Diary
 

Blonde's Year Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little
packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated,
they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Roasted turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven"
button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

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hmm.... slightly offended

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lol, thought it was funny

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shouldn,t be a blonde then.:D

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im brunette so im safe :D

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One of my daughters, who at the time had dark brown hair with purple streaks, did something daft one day and a college friend said to her "You should have been born blond!" She looked back with a grin and said "I was!" :D

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Im a malteser.....'brunette on outside but blonde inside' :o Corker would happily tell you some of my most amusing blonde moments,i have quite alot of them......................without them life would be so dull.

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My daughter was born blonde then started going darker as she grew ..and she makes the most stupendous typos and verbal c**k ups....and I say the same to her ''you should have been a blonde'' and she looks at me like DOH!