Its the Accyweb Awards 2008
 

The 2008 Accyweb Awards will be held in the main hall of the Anything goes Building.
ON the 30th of March 2008 Doors will open at 7-15pm and the awards ceremony will start at 8pm.
NO riff raff, unshaven, or drunks will be allowed .
BEST Best bib and tucker only
The bar will be open but you must keep your seats through the awards.
We hope you have a good night :D

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lol that tickled me, thanx for cheering me up Mick

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Awww I'll be working:(:rolleyes:

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I'll be commenting from the red carpet again, as Joan Rivers will be in rehab at the time of the awards.

Don't leave it too late to beg your favourite designer to dress you, and Harry Winstone to loan you some bling.:D

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Is diamante accessorising my pot arm considered a fashion faux pas ?:confused:

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I'm a naturist, but I'll have a bath and brush my hair.......:D

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see yer havin it whilst were away, to save me being embaressed, i understand.:rolleyes:

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Rindy's gone green!!!! :D:D:D

Who do you suggest for me rindy - stella, vivienne westwood, chanel? Which can i wear?:D

Cashy post while you are overseas - best overseas contributor.... :D

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Its ok cashy i,ll pick your awards up hun :D. if you have any lol....:eek:;)
please can i run the bar.:cool: I like to be close to the bottles;):):do-one:

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I'd would suggest that Ethel Dingle was more up your street. :D

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CAN I HELP.....i could be the chief taster ,to make sure its all chilled properly,,

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Am i invited ?

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Have you got the proper attire ? Strictly no tracksuits !:cool:

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are birthday suit's allowed ?

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As long as they aren't creased !:eek:

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I REFUSE to do the cleaning up again this year, you lot left the place in a right state last time... I wanna go to the real awards...please

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Okay so who is hosting the after party?

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Depends how old/young you are:D

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Extinct...

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For when the fighting starts? :rolleyes::D

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Get back to the basement Cinders :p

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I say for equality it should be a man this time cleaning up.... my vote goes for Neil to clean up.

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We need more nominations on the nominations thread please!

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Hope there's proof behind that.....

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Usually does shillelagh:rolleyes: the awards I mean:D

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Thanks lindsay, thats buggered me up right:D

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Sorry we allready have a cleaner ............LESS he will allready be crawling round the bar on his hands and knees so we might as well make use of him and stick a broom up his bum so he can clean up:D

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Damn, okay so im Photoshopped :o.

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.........................?:D

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did we have the awards last year? i dont recall them, maybe it was the year before

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It was the year before.

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thought so, cheers hunny

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I've got my outfit!!!!

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Yes, I hope everyone is getting their outfits ready, it's going to be a star-studded evening. The paparazzi will be lining up to take pictures.

By the way, Harwood Red, I hope you've got a new broom ready for afterwards?

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No way Gayle, I got my name onto the guest list this time, someone else can do the cleaning up this time!!!

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Did you not see Mick has volunteered Less to do the cleaning up!!!! :D:D:D:D

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As long as someone does it. There's going to be lots of glitter around on that stage as all the awards envelopes have been edged with sparkly glitter.

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Only four and a bit more days to vote. Voting ends at 8pm on Sunday when the awards ceremony starts. Dust off your glad rags.

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Only another day to vote and then the awards will start.

Voting ends at precisely 8pm on Sunday evening. Any votes submitted after 8pm will not count.

This is a run down of how the event will happen.

At 8pm the red carpet will be laid and the doors opened. EVERYONE is invited. On arrival at the main entrance you should tell the waiting paparazzi a little about your evening gown. Our resident fashionista will probably be on hand to point out the fashion faux pas.

You might also want to tell us who's accompanying you, remember that celebrities love these events.

Then the awards will start. After each of the nominations have been read out and the award announced the winner is invited to the stage to accept their award in whatever way they see fit. The losers must put on a brave face for the cameras.

There will be the main awards and then a few 'special' awards. There will be literally hundreds of star guests in the audience so please don't get too star struck if you find yourself sat next to someone famous.

I'll be doing all the 'formal' stuff but creating the atmosphere of an awards ceremony is all down to you.

See you tomorrow night.

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Oh, and I forgot to mention - at the end of the evening we will need someone to clean up and as Harwood's hung up her broom could someone volunteer? I'll make sure you get an extra sausage roll at the after awards party - is anyone going to host that by the way?

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I'll clean up for a sausage roll :D

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Dont forget people votes will not be counted after 8pm tommorow night but you still might be charged ;)

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Lol, well done for pointing that out.:p

We don't need a scandal, involving the organisers jetting off to the West Indies, on the proceeds of the money raised from those who've voted by telephone.:D

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I've got my outfit - little number by garinda fashions...... :D:D:D

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Oh no!!! Jen i hope we dont clash:eek:
Please tell me its not the black sparkly one:eek:

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Me wear black - nah its what garinda himself made - in otherwords until he shows up with it at 7.55pm tomorrow night i dont what im wearing!!!:D:D:D

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Well I hope you,ll have a robe or something on :D:D

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There aren't many people who can pull off frills

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos...ugly_dress.jpg


...and you so nearly managed it.:D

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Yep, sorry I got the times wrong. The red carpet will be opened at 7.15 with the awards ceremony itself starting at 8pm

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If anyone is really stuck for an outfit, the swan dress, originally worn by Bjork, and recently altered for Mick, who at the last minute has decided against it, is still available for tomorrow night's event.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/69384...4831B75F48EF45

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You didn't buy that from asda's " NO FRILLS " did ya ?? :D:D

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No, this is the bad copy ASDA did of my original creation.

http://home.fuse.net/tizzietellsall/monkeyinadress.jpg

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Just a tip for the dress etiquette for tomorrow night's event, for those who haven't attended before.

Dress to impress.

Something this pair didn't do, and found themselves locked out of the awards. (No names, but they are two of our overseas members.)

http://www.berkshirebedlam.org/Bunfights/88bun02.jpg

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Dont you think its a bit too pinky red for me - i was thinking more claret and maybe a tinge of sky blue...... :D

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CHINA CONDOMS :DAttachment 11210 was gonna get this but they didnt have my size:D

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Whats the penalty for latecomers - i may be late or i may have to leave early

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I suppose it depends on how 'nice' you are to security.;)

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Well its cos i may have a visitor - mind you knowing him he'll hijack the comp like he normally does anyway......:D:D:D

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...or you could just go in regardless, and send him off to go and to save you a good seat at Elton's post-awards party.;)

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YouTube - Get The Party Started


WELL BRING IT ON

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Oh dear, may not be able to make the awards ceremony tonight due to unforseen circumstances, but will try to make it to the post awards party :(

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http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/16291/original.jpg

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You'd better snatch it back off her quick, before she makes a run for it up the red carpet.

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/m...iser/18296.jpg

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too late found my own