If i Ruled the world
 

Excuse me Mr. Mod but,
I've just been writing my 4,600 point manifesto, AND my acceptance speech of how when, come the revolution I will lead my people to the promised land of Utopia,
For some reason however although it is written in 'word' format and is only a paltry 16 pages in length when I try to copy and paste it into reply to thread, a message comes up telling me that I will have to shorten it to fit it onto accyweb!

This is obviously the form of censorship that will only be tolerated when I come to power and not before, I demand that you correct this immediately or you will be one of the first lined up against the wall when I obtain my rightful position in the world.

I will have to close now as all my coloured crayons have become too blunt to continue writing and I'm getting cramp in my writing arm from where this straight jacket is chaffing against my left nipple!
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Awwww, not fair your post had more megalomania in it than mine!

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I'd say join me but I dont believe in democracy :p

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Gosh yes you and me teamed up, I can see it know......

You taking on the part of Pinky and me getting the major role as the brain!

Together we could rule the world!
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for those that don't know pinky and the brain:-
Pinky and Brain are genetically enhanced laboratory mice who reside in a cage in the Acme Labs research facility. In each episode, Brain devises a new plan for the two mice (led by Brain) to take over the world, which ultimately ends in failure. In common with many other Animaniacs shorts, many episodes are in some way a parody of something else, usually a film or novel. The cartoon's famous tagline is:

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—Try to take over the world."

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Less you watch far too much TV ..:p:D
UMMM Whose betting this goes to over 18s :eek::D

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Less...i have some more coloured crayons to lend you and I'll help you loosen that tight jacket so that it doesn't chafe.....please write some more :)

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Yes Less I can see that happening. I forgot to reintroduce slave labour... how could I forget that?!

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Blazey what more proof do we need that you are a student? If you had ever had a 'real' job, you would know that slave labour has never been abolished!
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If i Ruled the world
 

these posts have been taken out of Entwisi's thread

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...tml#post544055

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Now you have just made his thread all boring again.

Come on accywebbers lets go and make Ian's thread more interesting with a little thread wondering.

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Yeah yeah sure they are Less. We all know you are referring to the little brain in your little head and how it wants to take over Micehelle's little pinky bits.

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Who on this gods earth is Micehelle?

Please tell me it's not Blazey before I raise my hopes too high!
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As if you did not know that she is called Michelle, look you are smacking your lips just thinking of her sweet young (errrm trying to keep clean here folks) lips

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That looks like you are lying in wait till she gets home from uni :eek:

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well i think they deserve each other.:rolleyes:

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Tis Margaret Rothwell me & slinks got you down for Less!!!

The other night we split everyone up and stuck you all with new partners

Sorry slinks ...... :D

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Maybe Less is watching them in his above picture

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I didn't know you'd fallen out with Margaret? Don't be so cruel to her.

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So - you lot have been pairing me off behind my back :mad:

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I havent - though she may have fallen out with me and slinks for that!!!

Mind you we had jambutty paired up with blazey, neil paired up with gayle, mick.... i dont want to be banned yet!!!

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you soft arse.

You could have paired mick up with just about anyone and be right. (I have been told Anne has been slowly poisoning him for years so she can have you Jen, then again I never should have trusted a world chav used to tell me ;))

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I am not looking for a chap #4
because chap #3 and I are friends again :)

When you paired me off with Less hypothetically I realised that you must be joking! :eek:


PS - #3 is on Accy Web -- now that is something to get you wondering about:D

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1. Im not a soft arse - just trying to make sure i stay an accywebber till the awards ceremony

2. We know we could pair mick up with anyone - thats why we stuck him with ***************

3. You trust the words that comes out of chavs mouth
Romps what have you been feeding him - or is it all that running from billy goat gruff thats addled your mind? :p

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No it wont.

Not unless I get some strange urge to watch two people trying to untangle their false teeth :eek::rolleyes:

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Thats rich coming from the girl who believed him when he said "you are the most beautiful thing from haslingden".

Then again he might have been talking to the meat pie he was eating at the time :p

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Class sheer Class,pmsl sorry but have to spread it around.:D

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I dont come from Haslingden so he cant have been talking about me!!! :tongueout

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Don't get upset Margaret, I have more reason to feel insulted than you have!
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Did ya' find me anybody ? :prolleyes:

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Isn't life on accyweb wonderful?
This thread was started because it was a wander from entwisi's original thread and now it has thread wandered again onto yet another subject, no wonder I have to keep taking the mods out and plying them with ale!
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Chill Less, just because we are not all interested in yer manifesto for a perfect U.K. ... like Jambutty says "me, me, me" .. tough we are having fun ...:p

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Do you honestly want to know?

Do you honestly honestly want to know?

I dont think you really want to know katex

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Can I guess? -- Tealeaf? :D
that chap might even smile now and again :D

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You stupid woman, (said with a false French accent), got it wrong again didn't you? I wasn't complaining I was just commenting (happily), about how we can't stick to the original subject, so next time you tell me to chill put that glass of wine down, stop staggering and most importantly stop trying to score points, you won't win!
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No it wasnt tealeaf margaret someone quite different from tealeaf.... :D

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EVERYBODY is different from Tealeaf

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You used the word 'calumny' on another thread to me Less and, yes, not too proud to admit did have to look it up .. so be careful about what you say each time you address me, suggesting I am three sheets to the wind every time I come on this forum.. BLAZEY ! You want your first case of libel ? Will pay you well.

You also notice I did put a :p 'fun tongue stickng out' smiley, which you never fail to point out to our other members !!!

Anyway, would have been far sexier if you had said "Vous les femmes stupides !"

Oooh, yes Less I will win ! :p .. ' cause very experienced in the Achilles' Heel of the opposite sex .. will keep as a trump card for later.

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What do you mean UNI??

Blazey doesn't go to Uni, does she?? :confused:

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I think she's at Lancaster Uni.

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Ooooh start another thread Margaret then we can all have a guess at the identity of your new beau.:)

I reckon it's Jaysay, am I right? :D

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Nah, Jaysay got a wife.

C'mon bitch, tell us .... :p:p

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So do i tell everyone now i've told you katex who we paired you up with?

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He is ever so shy and doesn't post much, so he wouldn't like the publicity.
We are 'just good friends'

He is an old mate of Cashy's

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Katex unfortunately I wasn't just shooting wildly from the hip-flask, even if you can't remember writing it I can remember reading it and it wasn't happy smilies that finished the post off:-

so, play your trump card you know you want to, you've been trying to get something off your chest in many threads now's your chance.

Use me as your whipping post if you wish just get it out in the open.
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So it has finally come down to your kinky pleasures has it ( I would put the sticky out tongue smiley but you might think I want to lick you while Kate is whipping you, go on then you can have one of these ones :D )

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Bet you been up all night searching for that one .. :rolleyes:
Thing is 3 glasses of wine does not clog my brain into drunkeness, and in no way do I stagger about off these. That's the picture you painted. :p

A whipping post .. now, there's a thought .... have to find me leather thongs for that one :D

Whoops Neil, got in there before me..LOL

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That's not much of a clue ! Cashy knows EVERYBODY .. :D

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jaysay ain't got a wife katex, had two of them and didn't think much of um

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Nope I remembered which thread and when you said it, I went straight to it this a.m. 'cos I knew there would be no talking to you last night, (and they call me an old grump! you take the biscuit!).

So do what you want, I won't mind either way it's your denial not mine.
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Apologies then Jaysay, just you recently talked about 'your other half' on another forum .. presumed you were married ... :o

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Did you pass them on to me when you'd finished with them? I must agree they weren't the most friendly of the women I've ever met.
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