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No Speakah De English
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! .. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'." I bet you're gonna read this again |
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:s_lol::s_lol::s_lol:
That's a gud un, lol :s_lol::s_lol::s_lol: |
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hope this aint the race hate thread LOL :dflam:
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That one of your better ones Neil http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/...s/0002006E.gif
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thats a really good one, reminds me of when i started learning english lol
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RACIST!!!! :p:p
Nice one Neil :D |
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that was a cracker
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:D...not a bad un that :mosher:
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:alright:Pretty good that Neil ..:yelrotflm
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