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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients
to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds,
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers . .. Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut
them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable