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flashy 08-04-2008 12:19

Birthday Calculator
 
just a bit of fun

it tells you the approximate date you where concieved and how many days old you are etc...


Birthday Calculator

MargaretR 08-04-2008 12:25

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When you check your biorhythms here it tells you how many days old you are too
Daily Biorhythm - Check your Biorhythms (free biochart/biorythm)

Entwisti told me he once programmed an internet biorhythm programme - so it isn't 'snake oil' :D

flashy 08-04-2008 12:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 559089)
When you check your biorhythms here it tells you how many days old you are too
Daily Biorhythm - Check your Biorhythms (free biochart/biorythm)

Entwisti told me he once programmed an internet biorhythm programme - so it isn't 'snake oil' :D



ok i'm having a dumb moment, whats a biorhythm?


ah now i know

MargaretR 08-04-2008 12:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 559091)
ok i'm having a dumb moment, whats a biorhythm?

Biorhythm - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I check mine often
I look forward to my physical energy going up so that I can paint a few more square yards of lounge ceiling
It happens about once a fortnight so the decorating takes forever

another site
FREE Biorhythm Readings

mrskitty 08-04-2008 12:32

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I checked out the link and this is the favourite bit for me.....


"There are 27 days till your next birthday"

:D :D :D

Yolanda25 08-04-2008 13:56

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misskitty u are taurus like me, there is 30 days left for my bday, wohooo lol

panther 08-04-2008 15:14

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what if ya born prem??
how ya gonna know when you was concieved then?
unless you put the date ya should have been born:D

Lilly 08-04-2008 15:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 559173)
what if ya born prem??
how ya gonna know when you was concieved then?
unless you put the date ya should have been born:D


We will never know the exact date we were conceived. Our parents won't be able to tell us as they won't know unless they only have sex once a year. :D

It's only a bit of fun, we can only ever have an estimated date.

emamum 08-04-2008 15:22

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yaaay, thanks flasy, i now know who my sons dad is!!!!!!





im joking btw, i know who he is... before anyone has a go

MargaretR 08-04-2008 15:22

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Continuing this theme- how about this-
My Past Life Analysis: Find Out Who You Were and How Past Life Affects Current - By Birthdate

garinda 08-04-2008 15:29

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My brother and I are seperated by two years and three days, and both have birthdays in early January....nine months after my dad's birthday in early April.:D

Neil 08-04-2008 17:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 559091)
ok i'm having a dumb moment, whats a biorhythm?

I will give you a clue, it comes out of a boy cows backside.

flashy 08-04-2008 17:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by panther (Post 559173)
what if ya born prem??
how ya gonna know when you was concieved then?
unless you put the date ya should have been born:D



i did say approximate you clown ;)

flashy 08-04-2008 17:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 559183)
My brother and I are seperated by two years and three days, and both have birthdays in early January....nine months after my dad's birthday in early April.:D



they only had sex once every two years on his birthday then? lol ;)

flashy 08-04-2008 17:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 559238)
I will give you a clue, it comes out of a boy cows backside.


now now Neil, no need for the bull :rolleyes:

shillelagh 08-04-2008 22:42

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well just done margarets biorhythm chart - for tomorrow seeing as today as nearly gone - and can quite happily say - i dont care im emotionally unsettled and restless mind you spug dont know this, intellectually - im critical - which i knew anyway, general well being momentarily moderate getting better promptly, but at least my physical is getting better - im not a couch potato anymore!!!

emzy 09-04-2008 09:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 559178)
We will never know the exact date we were conceived. Our parents won't be able to tell us as they won't know unless they only have sex once a year. :D

It's only a bit of fun, we can only ever have an estimated date.



---- new years eve for me, but ive been told that by my parents all along lol

slinky 09-04-2008 17:45

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emzy (Post 559492)
---- new years eve for me, but ive been told that by my parents all along lol

My sister was SUPPOSEDLY concieved on New years eve too ... her B/day 6th October :)

flashy 09-04-2008 17:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky (Post 559676)
My sister was SUPPOSEDLY concieved on New years eve too ... her B/day 6th October :)



nah she cant have been, that would have made mum carry her for ten months lol

slinky 09-04-2008 17:48

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 559679)
nah she cant have been, that would have made mum carry her for ten months lol

Well, thats what mum has always said...... she was concieved on new years eve, on her uncles livingroom floor :D:D:D

flashy 09-04-2008 17:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky (Post 559680)
Well, thats what mum has always said...... she was concieved on new years eve, on her uncles livingroom floor :D:D:D


pmsfl she fibbed ;)

katex 09-04-2008 17:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 559679)
nah she cant have been, that would have made mum carry her for ten months lol

Nah Flashy ... 9 months plus 1/2 weeks on average .. 'tis correct (I think LOL).

slinky 09-04-2008 17:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 559681)
pmsfl she fibbed ;)

She could have been a fortnight over due ;)

flashy 09-04-2008 17:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky (Post 559686)
She could have been a fortnight over due ;)



ahhhhhhhhhh clever lol

West Ender 09-04-2008 18:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by [email protected] (Post 559181)



I just tried this and, from what it told me, I think I was Genghis Khan. :eek: :D


P.S. Apparently, so was my grandson.

flashy 09-04-2008 18:51

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well this is Reece's

Your brief psychological profile from your past life:

Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, but were waiting until the next life to be liberated. Sometimes those surrounding you considered you odd, but you knew you would be cherished in your next life.
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The lesson, that your last past life brings to the present and how you will use it:

It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world were somewhat different. Your lesson -- to look deep within and trust your intuition as your best guide in the present life.
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Use your lessons well ... and you will be greeted with uncommon success in an uncommon hour...
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and this is mine


Your brief psychological profile from your past life:

Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, but were waiting until the next life to be liberated. Sometimes those surrounding you considered you odd, but you knew you would be cherished in your next life.
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The lesson, that your last past life brings to the present and how you will use it:

It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world were somewhat different. Your lesson -- to look deep within and trust your intuition as your best guide in the present life.
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Use your lessons well ... and you will be greeted with uncommon success in an uncommon hour...
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how strange that they are exactly the same....what a loada tosh lol

slinky 09-04-2008 19:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 559732)


how strange that they are exactly the same....what a loada tosh lol


YEP!! Mine and brad's were same too :rolleyes:

emzy 09-04-2008 19:04

Re: Birthday Calculator
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by slinky (Post 559676)
My sister was SUPPOSEDLY concieved on New years eve too ... her B/day 6th October :)

I was a wk overdue


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