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A lady was waiting for a bus, when it arrived the bus driver beckoned her on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to reach the step of the bus.

Embarrassed and with a smile at the bus driver, she reached behind to unzip her skirt a little, thinking this could give her enough slack to raise her leg. Still she couldn't raise her leg, so she once again reached behind to unzip her skirt a little more and attempted the step again. Once again she couldn't raise her leg.

About this time, a large Texan, standing behind her, picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the bus.

She went ballistic and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body, I don't even know who you are.'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my flies three times I kinda figured we was friends.'